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[deathboy]

Only in the Twighlight Zone would I read:

50 Cent named songwriter of year

Tomorrow's news will doubtless reveal that Whigfield has been given a lifetime achievement award.

Comments

[urbancannibal]

**goes off to look up the dictionary definition of "songwriter" (and indeed, "song")**

[bluekieran]

I just hope it's not for the lyrics.

[deathboy]

I thought eminem/dre wrote all his fucking songs, anyway.

His lyrics and delivery are *awful*, the music underneath just does its job of being catchy and letting him sound braindead without QUITE being bothered to retune the radio.

fucking god, do I hate that twat.

[jr06]

The song 'How to Rob' was well written, but songwriter of the year? How???
I guess having Dr.Dre making good beats for you helps you win that award.

I think Shakira will win next year with her 'small and humble breasts' :) hahaha

[holochrome]

i was thinking for a minute, that i'm reading the Beeb

[flywingedmonkey]

Fiddy Cent. Tim Westwood. You only have one bullet. Which one do you cap?

JmC
Allhough they've both been shot before, dontcherknow

[deathboy]

that's a toughie.

I think Westwood. 50c isn't so much trying to be something he is not. he IS a talentless, braindead thug. Westwood glorifies him and a legion of similar toss when he could further the more intelligent, innovative underbelly of hiphop/rap/etc.

But, on the otherside, while a total cunt, Westwood does showcase a few non-toss artists when he prises his lips from around the corporate schlong and, crucially, if I only had one bullet, I'm certain I could club him down with the gun alone, whereas Fiddy looks a bit more tasty hand-to-hand.

[deathboy]

such a tricky decision, in fact, that I didn't edit my reply as my mind changed while I typed, making that response totally contradictory.

to summarise: Westwood pretty much deserves it more, but pragmatically I'd cap Fiddy and bash Westwood's brains out by hand.

[flywingedmonkey]

Fair enough.
And you just know he'd yell "Yo, yo, yo. You tryin' to put the Big Dog DOWN!" as you pistolwhipped him to death.

JmC
The Big Cat