Title: 20 Reasons I Am the Seme
Pairing: KaiXReita
Chapters: 3/20 - Theme: Cuteness
Rating: Varies, from PG to NC-17
Genre: Drabble/Short fics - combination of all genre I can use
Length: 1248 words
Warnings: Yaoi love, uke Reita, I dunno what else….xD
Disclaimer: Hell yeah I own them; if you stupidly believe this page of lies. xP
Summary: Just drabbles/short fics about reasons Kai is the seme and not Reita. Yeah, I am a hard Kaita shipper, and Kai is always the seme. Deal with it.
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“Why you must go to Ruki’s again?!!” Reita whined sulkily as he walked Kai to the door.
Kai sighed heavily; half of him was actually hoping that there wouldn't be any more attempt of domestic violence on a certain vocalist by the enraged bassist. He shuddered a bit, remembering how lucky Ruki was when Reita tried to strangle him to death the other day and Kai just happened to walk in at the right time to save the poor vocalist from being murdered by his jealous best friend.
“Kai!!”
Kai sighed again and turned his body to face the now pouting bassist. Geez, that pout seriously killed his chances to be the cutest in the band should it get captured on camera and be spread out to the whole fandom, you know?
Believe it or not, Reita is way cuter than him in so many ways when they are off the set.
"I invite you, don’t I? But you refuse to join us, certainly it’s not my fault…,” He tried to reason with his lover and subconsciously wondered why anyone out there would ever think that this spoiled blonde is a badass macho man…
“Why I should join you two when you’re just going to plaster yourselves to your computers and organizing stuff while I am being left out to watch some boring random movie ALONE,” Reita muttered grudgingly though his hands did move to tug Kai’s sleeves, he seriously didn’t want the drummer to leave.
“Rei…I need Ruki’s help to do this before our deadline…You know that he is…”
“He is your second-in-command in the band. Yeah, yeah I know…He pulls the band from the front and you push it from behind; you two work together like brain and spinal cord..I know…,” Reita cut Kai’s sentence though his pout grew more visible while his hands tugged Kai’s sleeves harder. “But can’t you two work at the studio? During office hours?? Come on. It’s the weekend for crying out loud!!”
If face palming wouldn't be an action that would have hurt the blonde’s feelings, Kai would've done it repeatedly, right there, until he couldn’t feel his forehead and cheeks again.
Reita was just too spoiled and cute sometimes….
He gave a soft smile to the persistence blond and leant in for a deep sweet kiss. He released Reita once he got the blond all dazed and breathless and spoke; “The deadline is near. Just a few more things and soon you will have me 24/7. I promise.”
Reita huffed sulkily and pushed Kai out harshly. “Fine!’ He spoke through gritted teeth and was about to slam the door shut when Kai pulled him close for another kiss, this time it was innocent and soothing.
“If you’re lonely, you have that little me to play with, right?” Kai teased, winking deviously to the now blushing and flabbergasted Reita.
Reita blushed deep at that and promptly smacked Kai across the chest. “You know I can’t do anything we usually do together with him!! Doing those with him sounds sick…. Seriously sick, man….”
Kai laughed evilly. “But at least you still have a companion that resembles me to hug while watching TV, right?” He winked again.
“Just go!!!”
And the door was slammed shut right in his face by a tomato-faced Reita.
Kai laughed as he made his way to the parking lot.
“Oh, Reita…You’re seriously cute…”
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Reita stomped sulkily to the couch as soon as he slammed the door shut. He resolved to sitting and watch the movie he just brought the other day; only to shift uncomfortably around on the couch then, his arms ached to hug something. Not being able to resist himself, he ran to their bedroom and pulled his little treasure and brought it back to the couch. He sat there with the plush toy on his lap and smiled giddily as he ran a finger over the soft fabric. He hugged the big plush tightly, remembering his pleasant surprise when Kai presented him with this plush toy-the very huggable plush toy was modeled after Kai himself, it had the cute smile just like the drummer’s and wore a very cute monkey costume.
Kai had made him this plush after the drummer caught him fanboying over one of his fan’s handiwork; said fan had made a little plush toy of Kai; and Reita was seriously fanboying in front of the computer that he didn’t even realize that Kai was behind him the whole time. His decision to Google himself brought up that discovery besides some other useful fanfics he found and read-thanks a lot to Google Translate. Sure it’s surprised him when a huge box was left on the table when he came out for breakfast and he found this mini Kai in it; just perfect enough to fit in his arms and being glomped tightly to his chest.
Kai was smirking the whole time as the bassist almost squealed at the present.
Being soothed from his loneliness, Reita ended up hugging the mini Kai and curled on the couch for the whole movie, crawling back to his childhood moments by talking to the toy about the movie before he started to doze off. He yawned, clutching the plush tighter to his chest and nuzzled his nose to the soft fabric of the smiling plush. He fell asleep almost instantly, snuggling cutely to the mini Kai with the movie still playing on TV, unwatched.
When Kai returned home a few hours later, he was very, very amused.
“Wow.” The drummer mouthed in disbelief as he peered over the couch to watch his blond lover curled there cutely, snoring lightly against the plush toy. “Speak about unbelievable things…”
He shook his head then, shrugging his coat off while switching the TV off and sauntered to the closet to find a blanket for both of them, resolving to lie there with the bassist and enjoy a good nap in the afternoon. He returned and perfectly slid on the couch, Reita now was curled against his chest with his face buried deep in the soft material Kai used for the plush’s hair. Kai was about to let sleep claim him too when he heard Reita mumbled something softly.
“Kai, I love you~” He mumbled just loud enough for the drummer to hear.
And Kai honestly couldn’t resist his urge to claim Reita’s lips in a kiss right there. The fierce kiss woke the bassist up of course but he didn’t complain or protest but was returning the kiss with same intensity, if not more fiercer than Kai. After a long heated kiss, they broke apart with a laugh and ended up snuggling together, Kai had his arms around Reita in seconds while Reita clutched the plush tighter to his chest, his head was resting at the crook of Kai’s neck. An amused muffled laugh from the drummer attracted the bassist’s attention then, and he tilted his face up to look at Kai.
“What is so funny?”
Kai laughed again. “I admit my loss. You’re way cuter than I am…”
“WHAT??! NO I’M NOT CUTE!! I’M A MACHO SEXY MAN!!!”
Kai laughed again and held the fuming bassist close to his chest. “Denial, denial…You’re too cute and adorable for your own good.”
“KAI!!!!”
And Kai silenced him with another burning kiss.
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Reason three Kai is the seme; Reita is way cuter than he is….and he also has trouble resisting himself from molesting the blond bassist. xD
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A/n: Okay. I admit I don’t know from where this comes. I just woke up from a nice nap and the image of Reita hugging a plush Kai toy has been bugging my head since then.
Lol. Hope you enjoy the third reason!!
Really. He is just too cute for his own good, ne?