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thesteelphoenix March 1 2009, 05:06:04 UTC
(All the murderers will be afraid of the mighty Shinigami Chop.)

Er... Would you mind if I asked you a few questions? Since you're... Death, would you know anything about the murders?

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death_the_dad March 1 2009, 05:13:59 UTC
Oh, me know about murders~?

Hmm!

Right, right, that WOULD make sense!

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thesteelphoenix March 1 2009, 05:16:54 UTC
(Of course that would make sense!)

Being Death, you must have some powers. Were you there at the crime scene when the murders occured? Or felt them in any way?

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death_the_dad March 1 2009, 05:21:57 UTC
I was not present for any murders, no no~

However, I did feel them! That is quite the astute assumption~

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thesteelphoenix March 1 2009, 05:29:15 UTC
(It really is date with destiny, dance with Death--at least he's giving me answers.)

You felt both Dexter Grif's murder, as well as Godot's murder?

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death_the_dad March 1 2009, 05:35:13 UTC
The Grif boy's death, that I felt~

However!

No one died in those other apartments. What was Godot's fate? I do not know! However, it was not death.

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thesteelphoenix March 1 2009, 05:38:20 UTC
Could you pinpoint a time on Grif's murder?

...

... Wait. No one died in other apartments? Then... Godot... didn't die?

(It only gets more and more confusing.)

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death_the_dad March 1 2009, 05:43:31 UTC
Hrmm, I'd say some time after midnight on the night of the murder. Very, very early~

As for Godot...

He did not die! Not while on this island, anyways~ He most likely poofed like so many others do! I've sort of stopped noticing those souls disappearing since it happens so often, but no one died there!

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thesteelphoenix March 1 2009, 05:46:23 UTC
(Poofed... like I did. Couldn't there be a more professional term for that? Like, "fashionably disappeared"? I wouldn't want to be known as Phoenix the Poofer.)

I see. And you're assured that your sense of these things are absolutely accurate? And have you noticed if there's any reason why certain people po--disappeared?

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death_the_dad March 1 2009, 05:48:33 UTC
I am the God of Death for a reason, after all~ If the Grim Reaper wasn't accurate about people dying, I'd need to find myself a new job! Ya ya!

I have noooo idea what makes people poof. I've tried figuring it out, but it's nothing like dying! Their souls are there but then in an instant, they are gone.

POOF!

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thesteelphoenix March 1 2009, 05:51:42 UTC
Do you know anything more about the murders or disappearances? Like if the souls were... troubled before they vanished?

(Phoenix the POOFer. It sounds much better.)

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death_the_dad March 1 2009, 05:56:09 UTC
That would certainly depend on your definition of troubled~

None certainly felt particularly troubled, evil, or anything like that~ And definitely not all of them!

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thesteelphoenix March 1 2009, 06:17:20 UTC
I see.

Could you define your job as the... God of Death? What exactly do you do?

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death_the_dad March 1 2009, 06:19:13 UTC
Huh. Thought it was pretty straightforward!

You sure you need to hear~? We could talk about my class instead~

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thesteelphoenix March 1 2009, 08:48:35 UTC
It does seem "pretty straightforward," but if you, too, have lost your memories, then the situation may have changed. We can talk about your class later.

(Though I also have questions about using chainsaws in your class. Fortunately, that's just a rumor.)

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1/2 death_the_dad March 1 2009, 10:13:51 UTC
Sigh, if you insist...

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