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i'm so lucky to have the fattest guy in the world living above me. he must be the fattest guy!
the weirdest sounds come out of this man's apartment i swear to god
at 2am when i have an impossibly early class the following morning (i can't afford to be late to this class, i've already missed two tests somehow) he is wide awake vacuuming. the vacuum makes all the normal sounds of sucking up crap but his vacuum also has this high pitched siren-esque wailing. sometimes it sounds like he is climbing up on top of his kitchen table and then jumping off. other times i swear i hear the sound of dumb bells constantly slamming against the floor. sometimes he's singing opera. sometimes he's just chuckling. my favorite is when he is engaged in his 3 hour arguments. I never hear the voice of another party. I am guessing he is either screaming into the phone or he just successfully drowns them out.
when i happen to have company that stays the night, he always wakes us up extremely early.. i don't know if he's lighting fireworks or rolling bowling balls from one end of his apartment to the other...wrestling six gorillas
if it weren't always terribly annoying it would be fun to try and imagine what he is doing up there.
neighbors.
the weirdest sounds come out of this man's apartment i swear to god
at 2am when i have an impossibly early class the following morning (i can't afford to be late to this class, i've already missed two tests somehow) he is wide awake vacuuming. the vacuum makes all the normal sounds of sucking up crap but his vacuum also has this high pitched siren-esque wailing. sometimes it sounds like he is climbing up on top of his kitchen table and then jumping off. other times i swear i hear the sound of dumb bells constantly slamming against the floor. sometimes he's singing opera. sometimes he's just chuckling. my favorite is when he is engaged in his 3 hour arguments. I never hear the voice of another party. I am guessing he is either screaming into the phone or he just successfully drowns them out.
when i happen to have company that stays the night, he always wakes us up extremely early.. i don't know if he's lighting fireworks or rolling bowling balls from one end of his apartment to the other...wrestling six gorillas
if it weren't always terribly annoying it would be fun to try and imagine what he is doing up there.
neighbors.