Spring break strangeness
Last night, I decided I wanted to write a parody of Five for Fighting's "It's Not Easy To Be Me." So, here's the lyrics I came up with...
“SUPERVILLAIN” LYRICS
I shake my head and sigh
It really gets me peeved
for me to always find
my lair reduced to debris
I’m more than a nerd
Who’s criminally insane
I’m not just some ugly face
Who blew up a train
I wish that I could try
To force the world upon its knees
Find a way to lie
About the secret facilities
It may sound absurd...but I like to leave
The nation in a state of emergency
I may be disturbed...but won’t you concede
Even villains have the right to scheme
It’s not easy to be me
Run, running away...away from me
It’s all right...if you don’t hear sirens tonight
I feel too lazy...to commit an atrocity
I can’t stand to buy
Into thoughts of destiny
Men weren’t meant to die
With evil plans almost achieved
I’m only a man who wants to succeed
At building my hidden death ray cannon on Main Street
Only a man who wants to succeed
Looking for twisted things inside of me
Inside of me
Inside me
Yeah, inside me
Inside of me
I’m only a man
who wants to succeed
I’m only a man
who wants to scheme
I’m only a man
who wants to succeed
And it’s not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...
Its not easy to be me