Bored and has Writers Block
I'm just sorta derping waiting for my mum to get out of the shower so i can wash my hair.
I figured it was time i posted my lulz-fic or badfangirlism. It just kinda happened in my head a while back and i farted it out.
OMGENJOYLULZ!!!!
*insertwalleyedawesomefacehere*
Ace of harts
Diamond Hart was walking down street one day when suddenly from no were a autobot came flying through the air suddenly.
Diamond scream and put her arms on her head running away from fight when Decpticon came flying down and landed in front of her.
“You will pay autobot I will make you scream like the puny humans you love so much! Hahahahaaa!”
“The decepticon did not seem to seem to even see Diamond who was walking back slowly to try and find a way to get away. Diamond bumped into something and turn around and saw it was the black and whit autobot! She sees he was covered in dents and scratched and energon blood from fighting with decepticon. The blue eyes look into her beautiful green and blue ones and she could see the autobot could not fight anymore so she turn around and stayed in front of him and looked up angry at decpticon.
“You will not hurt this bot anymore, evil decepoticon!” I yelled up at the jet who laghed at me loudly.
“You puny humans always make me laugh, you can not hurt me! But I can hurt you forever, hahaha!”
And my eyes went wide and I coulden’t scream when he shot his nulray at me and I herd the autoboot shout NO!
It was so so painful for a few seconds but seemed like hours to me, but then I felt something really weird and tried to open my eyes and found I was not dead! I could open my eyes and I was OK and not burnt to a crispy. I loked up at star scream and smiled evil and he looked back at me surprised and scared.
“THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!” yelled the jet hovering over me, but I started to stand up, my eyes and skin glowing and parts of me now looking like metal. “NO. IT’S IMPROBABLE!” I yhelled back and raised my arm at him. My arm, to my surprise turned into a gun so I shot at star scream and he screeched like a girl when one of my lasers hit him in the wing. He flew away swearing and screeching and I put down my arm again and it went back to normal.
“That… th-that was… thankyou… who are you?” I turned around to look at the autobot who looked at me with stun optics and he still bled bright pink blood on the floor.
I smile at him and go over putting my hand on his shoulder, and suddenly there is a bright flash of light and his wounds are healed. I give him a surprise look and smile again and he smile back.
“My name is Diamond Hope Joy Lovv Hart, what is your name?” I ask him.
“I-I…um, im called prowl” he stutters to me looking a bit embarrassed and his face goes pink. I think it looks so cute!
and that's my incredible first chapter of win. If you want more, THEN TELL ME HOW MUC U LUV IT PLZ11!!! OMG IT TOOK FOREVAS CAIUSE WRITTING IS SO HARRRRD IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!!
Yea im a dick. derp.
I figured it was time i posted my lulz-fic or badfangirlism. It just kinda happened in my head a while back and i farted it out.
OMGENJOYLULZ!!!!
*insertwalleyedawesomefacehere*
Ace of harts
Diamond Hart was walking down street one day when suddenly from no were a autobot came flying through the air suddenly.
Diamond scream and put her arms on her head running away from fight when Decpticon came flying down and landed in front of her.
“You will pay autobot I will make you scream like the puny humans you love so much! Hahahahaaa!”
“The decepticon did not seem to seem to even see Diamond who was walking back slowly to try and find a way to get away. Diamond bumped into something and turn around and saw it was the black and whit autobot! She sees he was covered in dents and scratched and energon blood from fighting with decepticon. The blue eyes look into her beautiful green and blue ones and she could see the autobot could not fight anymore so she turn around and stayed in front of him and looked up angry at decpticon.
“You will not hurt this bot anymore, evil decepoticon!” I yelled up at the jet who laghed at me loudly.
“You puny humans always make me laugh, you can not hurt me! But I can hurt you forever, hahaha!”
And my eyes went wide and I coulden’t scream when he shot his nulray at me and I herd the autoboot shout NO!
It was so so painful for a few seconds but seemed like hours to me, but then I felt something really weird and tried to open my eyes and found I was not dead! I could open my eyes and I was OK and not burnt to a crispy. I loked up at star scream and smiled evil and he looked back at me surprised and scared.
“THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!” yelled the jet hovering over me, but I started to stand up, my eyes and skin glowing and parts of me now looking like metal. “NO. IT’S IMPROBABLE!” I yhelled back and raised my arm at him. My arm, to my surprise turned into a gun so I shot at star scream and he screeched like a girl when one of my lasers hit him in the wing. He flew away swearing and screeching and I put down my arm again and it went back to normal.
“That… th-that was… thankyou… who are you?” I turned around to look at the autobot who looked at me with stun optics and he still bled bright pink blood on the floor.
I smile at him and go over putting my hand on his shoulder, and suddenly there is a bright flash of light and his wounds are healed. I give him a surprise look and smile again and he smile back.
“My name is Diamond Hope Joy Lovv Hart, what is your name?” I ask him.
“I-I…um, im called prowl” he stutters to me looking a bit embarrassed and his face goes pink. I think it looks so cute!
and that's my incredible first chapter of win. If you want more, THEN TELL ME HOW MUC U LUV IT PLZ11!!! OMG IT TOOK FOREVAS CAIUSE WRITTING IS SO HARRRRD IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!!
Yea im a dick. derp.