CRACK CONVO MAKES FOR HAPPY DEATH
AND THIS IS HOW LAURA TOTALLY GOT ME OUT OF MY FUNK IN THE MOST AWESOME WAY POSSIBLE
WARNING, THIS SHIT IS REALLY DESCRIPTIONALLY GRAPHIC. IF YOU DONT LIKE ROBO-PRONZ, I SUGGEST YOU DONT READ XD
also this has absolutely no bearing on real events in TF_ic_p, we just like playing the same chars and then some in IMs. XD
ALSO, FUCK OFF I CANT MAKE lj CUTS I JUST SPENT ABOUT 20 EDITS TRYING TO FIX IT. NO MORE. *DIES*
deathcomes4umore (9:41:08 PM): ohohohohohoh
deathcomes4umore (9:41:25 PM): did you see that pic on DA of Silverbolt gettin' it on with TC?
zomgitsalaura (9:41:31 PM): uh, no
deathcomes4umore (9:42:25 PM): http://deathcomes4u.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d2vrolq
deathcomes4umore (9:42:54 PM): my immediate thought was of air raid bursting into the room and attacking bolty for touching his sparkling sire XD
zomgitsalaura (9:43:03 PM): lol
deathcomes4umore (9:43:04 PM): MINE! *HISSFLAILBITE*
zomgitsalaura (9:43:20 PM): bolt: *zaps air raid. frags him too*
deathcomes4umore (9:43:28 PM): lolololololol
zomgitsalaura (9:43:29 PM): bolt: *i am alpha jet rawrg*
zomgitsalaura (9:43:40 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (9:44:21 PM): raid: *pouts while being domination fragged*mine, ooooooh...*sniff* miiiine mmmmmmmm
zomgitsalaura (9:44:43 PM): *tries to go after prowl and jazz to, gets detered by EPIC SADFACE FIREFLIGHT*
zomgitsalaura (9:44:54 PM): TT_TT <-
deathcomes4umore (9:44:58 PM): lololol
deathcomes4umore (9:45:19 PM): who goes after them, bolty or raid?
deathcomes4umore (9:45:22 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (9:45:38 PM): bolt: *sighs and shuts the door leaving prowl and jazz un-molested*
deathcomes4umore (9:45:44 PM): hahahaha
deathcomes4umore (9:46:10 PM): j: aaaaw i WAS always curious abotu that electric thing e' does
zomgitsalaura (9:46:14 PM): bolt: *opens the door again* ..... TT_TT .... *shuts it and leaves*
deathcomes4umore (9:46:21 PM): b- tch, I can help you there
deathcomes4umore (9:46:53 PM): *starts using stingers in unmentionable places*
zomgitsalaura (9:47:43 PM): flight: *pins bee. frags him senseless* mine *perches on them all after shooing them into the nest*
deathcomes4umore (9:48:24 PM): b- *mirrs happily*
deathcomes4umore (9:48:36 PM): J- *licks a stinger*
deathcomes4umore (9:48:41 PM): ouch!
deathcomes4umore (9:48:57 PM): k, not 's hot in a good way as i thought
zomgitsalaura (9:48:59 PM): *slaps jazz.* mine *hiss* *noms stinger and purrs*
deathcomes4umore (9:49:30 PM): P- *distracts flight with wing rub*
zomgitsalaura (9:49:41 PM): *melts, still noms stinger*
zomgitsalaura (9:50:10 PM): bolt: *peeks back in again* flight: *manages to pull off sadface with a stinger in his mouth*
deathcomes4umore (9:50:49 PM): me: *throws bolty a Jolt
deathcomes4umore (9:51:03 PM): jolt: *gives cuteface of duck*
zomgitsalaura (9:51:10 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (9:51:50 PM): bolt: :/...... *molests*
deathcomes4umore (9:51:57 PM): jolt: *chirps* frag?
zomgitsalaura (9:52:12 PM): bolt: *draaaaaaags off to nest*
deathcomes4umore (9:52:14 PM): *gives bolty some happy zaps*
zomgitsalaura (9:52:36 PM): bolt: *purrs more. drags faster*
deathcomes4umore (9:52:40 PM): lol, those two in berth makes for very charred and on fire sheets
zomgitsalaura (9:53:02 PM): flight: we insulate his room *nomnomnom stinger*
deathcomes4umore (9:53:16 PM): and possibly an environment where any organic who goes near ends up with their hair standing on end
zomgitsalaura (9:53:48 PM): flight: yup *licks stinger, gets zapped a little, purrs*
deathcomes4umore (9:54:07 PM): b-*puts stinger to flights panel and zaps*
zomgitsalaura (9:54:33 PM): f: *flails, overloads, grabs stingger, goes back to nomming*
deathcomes4umore (9:54:54 PM): b- ...*wants to do that again, so tries*
zomgitsalaura (9:55:23 PM): f: *hiss, pin, nom. is VERY much in alpha jet mode. bolt is projecting*
deathcomes4umore (9:55:57 PM): b- mmmm love it when you go all dom on me *does a pretty sub pose*
zomgitsalaura (9:56:21 PM): f: *blinks at...... nomnomnom*
zomgitsalaura (9:56:35 PM): *stingers have little teeth marks all over them*
deathcomes4umore (9:57:21 PM): b-*sighs and resigns self to random jet moods, deciding to make his stinger vibrate*
zomgitsalaura (9:57:56 PM): f: 0_0..... ^w^ *nomnomnomnomnom*
deathcomes4umore (9:59:35 PM): b *chuckles*
deathcomes4umore (9:59:58 PM): j: oooh c'n i try some o that? not in mah mouth, o course ;3
zomgitsalaura (10:00:30 PM): f: *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wingflare. rolls over and continues nomming*
deathcomes4umore (10:00:35 PM): lol
deathcomes4umore (10:01:16 PM): p- *goes over to Jazz, lies on his back and scooches into an odd position so a wingtip is against the silver panel then vibrates it*
zomgitsalaura (10:01:36 PM): j: *yelps. purrrrrrs*
zomgitsalaura (10:01:45 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:05:59 PM): f: *blinks at vibrating stinger, sticks it on chestplates, purrrrrrrrrs*
deathcomes4umore (10:07:10 PM): p- *starts vibrating in random rhythms on Jazz's panel*
zomgitsalaura (10:07:41 PM): j: ok, tha's it *magnatizes prowl to the floor and thoroughly ravishes him*
deathcomes4umore (10:08:04 PM): p- *enjoys every minute*
zomgitsalaura (10:08:45 PM): j: *flops over and purrs when he's done*
deathcomes4umore (10:09:29 PM): p- *whirrs happily*
zomgitsalaura (10:09:51 PM): f: *moves jazz out of the way for his turn on prowl*
deathcomes4umore (10:09:58 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (10:10:14 PM): b- *sidles over to jazz and gives him the zap to the panel treatment*
zomgitsalaura (10:10:41 PM): f: *plays musical chairs with his mechs and dumps bee on prowl when he's done*
deathcomes4umore (10:11:16 PM): p- *smirks and impales the bug on his spike fairly quickly*
zomgitsalaura (10:11:35 PM): f: *catches jettwins. locks them in the room too*
zomgitsalaura (10:12:43 PM): f: *makes them form safeguard, has LOTS of fun*
zomgitsalaura (10:13:32 PM): f: *lets them play with prowl too*
deathcomes4umore (10:15:23 PM): lolol
deathcomes4umore (10:15:45 PM): *safeguard hold Bee, bouncing him up and down on prowl until he has multiple overloads*
deathcomes4umore (10:16:14 PM): *then lets him flop over exhausted in the nest while they frag prowl silly*
zomgitsalaura (10:16:26 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:16:47 PM): *doggy style cause he likes it that way from bigger mechs*
zomgitsalaura (10:17:14 PM): f & j: *curl up and be happy carriers in the corner*
zomgitsalaura (10:18:08 PM): safeguard: *flops and breaks apart when he's done*
zomgitsalaura (10:19:19 PM): bolt: *peers back in, jolt draped over his shoulder. see's flight's GAINED mechs since he's left. goes to grab prowl. makes it halfway out the door before flight whimpers. sighs and gives prowl back*
deathcomes4umore (10:20:15 PM): b- oh, flight, can he borrow me? i wanna see what its like doin the electric orgie storm thing!
zomgitsalaura (10:20:40 PM): f:..... *lets bee go. hoards prowl for himself*
deathcomes4umore (10:20:45 PM): jolt: *chitrps happily at the idea*
deathcomes4umore (10:20:57 PM): b-*scuttles off*
zomgitsalaura (10:21:18 PM): *blankets start static-clinging to walls*
deathcomes4umore (10:21:20 PM): *flickering lights are seen under the door for a few cycles XD*
zomgitsalaura (10:21:51 PM): *unsuspecting bird get zapped out of the sky as they fly past*
deathcomes4umore (10:21:54 PM): *Jazz gets dragged to the wall by his magnets XD*
zomgitsalaura (10:21:59 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:22:11 PM): *prowls winglets hum strangely*
zomgitsalaura (10:22:14 PM): j: *flail flail flail flail*
zomgitsalaura (10:22:26 PM): f: *practically impervious*
zomgitsalaura (10:22:58 PM): ...... *molests jazz while he's stuck there*
deathcomes4umore (10:23:36 PM): p- *fondles Jet twins for entertainment*
zomgitsalaura (10:24:07 PM): twins: guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh *have crap stamina*
deathcomes4umore (10:26:31 PM): lololol
deathcomes4umore (10:26:52 PM): p- *toughens them up by riding one and sucking off the other*
zomgitsalaura (10:27:24 PM): f: *jelllooooous* *attaches self to doorwings*
zomgitsalaura (10:29:37 PM): *pushes prowl off the twins* *doms him thoroughly*
deathcomes4umore (10:29:59 PM): p- my plan worked perfectlyyyy *frags flight thoroughly*
zomgitsalaura (10:30:27 PM): f: *growls* *spikes prowl till he can't see straight*
deathcomes4umore (10:30:46 PM): p- *takes it like a bitch, loving it thoroughly*
zomgitsalaura (10:30:51 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:31:00 PM): *sucks off jazz at thew same time*
zomgitsalaura (10:31:21 PM): j: *still attached to wall by hands* *doesn't really care*
deathcomes4umore (10:32:00 PM): p- *feels like he need a collar*
zomgitsalaura (10:32:14 PM): f: *finishes with prowl *insert looking both ways emotes*......* *pounces twins*
deathcomes4umore (10:32:29 PM): p- *molests jazz*
zomgitsalaura (10:32:52 PM): f: *runs off. kidnaps the nova avatar. thoroughly doms it*
deathcomes4umore (10:33:01 PM): XDXDXDXD
zomgitsalaura (10:33:20 PM): *paybacks a bitch*
zomgitsalaura (10:33:39 PM): *well, payback MAKES you a bitch*
deathcomes4umore (10:33:47 PM): LOL
zomgitsalaura (10:34:03 PM): *lets the avatar run away*
zomgitsalaura (10:34:15 PM): *spraaaaawls over his harem*
deathcomes4umore (10:35:07 PM): bee: *stumbles bow legged back into the room crackling feintly and gibbering something about pretty lights*
zomgitsalaura (10:35:24 PM): *noms zappy bee*
deathcomes4umore (10:35:59 PM): *fizzles with static charge*
zomgitsalaura (10:36:48 PM): *nomnomnomnom. is evidently lacking zinc in his diet*
deathcomes4umore (10:37:03 PM): lol
deathcomes4umore (10:37:49 PM): b- *has long lasting hard on due to excess electricity keeping his spike pressurisation fluid flowing*
zomgitsalaura (10:38:10 PM): *noms that too*
deathcomes4umore (10:38:36 PM): *comes all over flight's faceplate with a yelp*
zomgitsalaura (10:38:56 PM): *licks self clean. keeps nomming*
deathcomes4umore (10:39:29 PM): *jet twins plead to be let to take turns riding bee*
zomgitsalaura (10:39:48 PM): *shrugs. noms prowl instead*
deathcomes4umore (10:40:18 PM): *one twin ends up riding, the other spiking, then swaps after the first overload*
zomgitsalaura (10:40:26 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:40:51 PM): *every bot in the room ends up partially resonating on the same frequency*
deathcomes4umore (10:41:17 PM): *mostly because some other certain bots activities magnetically aligned them all*
zomgitsalaura (10:41:28 PM): *flight write 'mine' on all of them in flashing nanite paint just to be sure*
deathcomes4umore (10:41:39 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (10:41:52 PM): *across the forehead*
zomgitsalaura (10:42:11 PM): *sets off the nanites whenever they get too close to other bots*
deathcomes4umore (10:43:02 PM): lolololol
zomgitsalaura (10:43:26 PM): f: *dashes off, ends up fragging silverbolt to appease pissed off alpha*
deathcomes4umore (10:43:27 PM): *optimus walks up to prowl, who's wings start flashing sparkly 'mine' s*
zomgitsalaura (10:43:52 PM): flight: *the jet ninja in the rafters is watching yooooou*
deathcomes4umore (10:43:54 PM): *laughs* i see Jazz is very damant about the exclusiveness of your relation ship
zomgitsalaura (10:44:08 PM): j: *walks past also flashing*
deathcomes4umore (10:44:23 PM): op- *double takes*
deathcomes4umore (10:44:34 PM): p- we;re both fireflights property sir
deathcomes4umore (10:44:37 PM): *deadpan*
deathcomes4umore (10:44:50 PM): *keeps working on his datapad like its nothing wierd*
deathcomes4umore (10:45:02 PM): OP- ...i need more recharge
zomgitsalaura (10:45:03 PM): *twins and bee go past also flashing, bee's panel particularly bright*
deathcomes4umore (10:45:14 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (10:45:44 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:46:02 PM): f: *pounces unsuspecting optimus. flares wings and clings to his back*
zomgitsalaura (10:47:00 PM): f: *somehow manages to claim him too. even optimus is fuzzy on the details*
deathcomes4umore (10:47:13 PM): XDXDXD
zomgitsalaura (10:47:33 PM): op: *ends up with MI written on one half of his faceplate and NE on the other*
zomgitsalaura (10:48:20 PM): f: *goes hunting for mechs of different frame types*
deathcomes4umore (10:48:38 PM): lol
deathcomes4umore (10:48:58 PM): bee has doorwings
zomgitsalaura (10:49:03 PM): f: *contemplates claiming ratchet... decides it would be too much like fragging his creator*
deathcomes4umore (10:49:08 PM): just throwing that out there
deathcomes4umore (10:49:21 PM): *write it on his aaaaft*
zomgitsalaura (10:49:35 PM): f: *stares at bee.... compares to prowl..... decides he already has the better specimen*
deathcomes4umore (10:49:38 PM): *write 'not mine' on Ratch XD*
zomgitsalaura (10:49:43 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:49:56 PM): *claim other twins*
deathcomes4umore (10:50:02 PM): *rollie ones*
zomgitsalaura (10:50:25 PM): *ooo, wheel feet.* *claims sideswipe. sunstreaker is too much of an aft*
zomgitsalaura (10:50:35 PM): *writes AFT on sunstreakers aft*
deathcomes4umore (10:50:41 PM): *then write 'DEFFINATELY NOT MINE' on skids n mudflap*
deathcomes4umore (10:50:46 PM): *or just DO NOT WANT*
zomgitsalaura (10:50:54 PM): *DNW*
deathcomes4umore (10:50:55 PM): lololol
zomgitsalaura (10:51:45 PM): f: *grabs bv skywarp out of the sky. frags senseless*
zomgitsalaura (10:52:29 PM): f: *claims constructicons too. makes them start building new-vos*
zomgitsalaura (10:53:18 PM): f: *ends up with an ark-full of eggs*
deathcomes4umore (10:53:34 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (10:53:49 PM): and were back to the golden age, as brough about by Flightimus prime
zomgitsalaura (10:53:59 PM): flighty redjet
zomgitsalaura (10:54:00 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:54:07 PM): peace through fragging
deathcomes4umore (10:54:10 PM): forget primus
deathcomes4umore (10:54:21 PM): flightmus is the new creator god figure
zomgitsalaura (10:54:22 PM): every mech is related to everyone else through superion
deathcomes4umore (10:54:30 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (10:54:33 PM): Superimus
zomgitsalaura (10:54:44 PM): Fireflight superior
zomgitsalaura (10:54:45 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:54:53 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (10:55:20 PM): *goes after bv blaster for the tentacles*
deathcomes4umore (10:55:22 PM): Primus now prays to Fireflight superior
zomgitsalaura (10:55:28 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:55:39 PM): primus: i only had 13
zomgitsalaura (10:55:44 PM): :/
zomgitsalaura (10:56:21 PM): fireflight: *sires or carries an entire planet worth of new bots*
zomgitsalaura (10:56:35 PM): *every single one of them has wings of some description(
zomgitsalaura (10:57:29 PM): *thousands of tiny vestigial winged minibots everywhere*
deathcomes4umore (10:58:05 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (10:58:23 PM): cybertronians now reffered to as a race of metal angels XD
zomgitsalaura (10:58:29 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:58:45 PM): to defeat them just throw something shiny
zomgitsalaura (10:59:06 PM): but don't threaten them, they'll rip you to pieces
deathcomes4umore (10:59:33 PM): lololol
zomgitsalaura (11:00:31 PM): *has an image of an entire room of younglings thoroughly fascinated by a mirror in an elders hand*
zomgitsalaura (11:00:38 PM): *best babysitting tool ever*
zomgitsalaura (11:00:47 PM): *kids chase lazers like cats*
deathcomes4umore (11:01:20 PM): XDXDXD
deathcomes4umore (11:01:54 PM): *forms of torture by cybertronians now mean only being put in a room with ten of them chattering away at once in vossian*
zomgitsalaura (11:02:07 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (11:02:29 PM): *screach twitter warble chirp *wings flapping maddly**
zomgitsalaura (11:02:50 PM): WHAT ARE THEY SAYING *processor explodes*
deathcomes4umore (11:04:05 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (11:04:24 PM): (god 5 past eleven???)
zomgitsalaura (11:04:31 PM): oh wow
zomgitsalaura (11:04:33 PM): so it is
zomgitsalaura (11:04:41 PM): apparently crack eats time
deathcomes4umore (11:04:45 PM): (last ime i checked it was like, 8:30)
zomgitsalaura (11:04:49 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (11:04:50 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (11:05:00 PM): crack *ohmnomnoms time*
WARNING, THIS SHIT IS REALLY DESCRIPTIONALLY GRAPHIC. IF YOU DONT LIKE ROBO-PRONZ, I SUGGEST YOU DONT READ XD
also this has absolutely no bearing on real events in TF_ic_p, we just like playing the same chars and then some in IMs. XD
ALSO, FUCK OFF I CANT MAKE lj CUTS I JUST SPENT ABOUT 20 EDITS TRYING TO FIX IT. NO MORE. *DIES*
deathcomes4umore (9:41:08 PM): ohohohohohoh
deathcomes4umore (9:41:25 PM): did you see that pic on DA of Silverbolt gettin' it on with TC?
zomgitsalaura (9:41:31 PM): uh, no
deathcomes4umore (9:42:25 PM): http://deathcomes4u.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d2vrolq
deathcomes4umore (9:42:54 PM): my immediate thought was of air raid bursting into the room and attacking bolty for touching his sparkling sire XD
zomgitsalaura (9:43:03 PM): lol
deathcomes4umore (9:43:04 PM): MINE! *HISSFLAILBITE*
zomgitsalaura (9:43:20 PM): bolt: *zaps air raid. frags him too*
deathcomes4umore (9:43:28 PM): lolololololol
zomgitsalaura (9:43:29 PM): bolt: *i am alpha jet rawrg*
zomgitsalaura (9:43:40 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (9:44:21 PM): raid: *pouts while being domination fragged*mine, ooooooh...*sniff* miiiine mmmmmmmm
zomgitsalaura (9:44:43 PM): *tries to go after prowl and jazz to, gets detered by EPIC SADFACE FIREFLIGHT*
zomgitsalaura (9:44:54 PM): TT_TT <-
deathcomes4umore (9:44:58 PM): lololol
deathcomes4umore (9:45:19 PM): who goes after them, bolty or raid?
deathcomes4umore (9:45:22 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (9:45:38 PM): bolt: *sighs and shuts the door leaving prowl and jazz un-molested*
deathcomes4umore (9:45:44 PM): hahahaha
deathcomes4umore (9:46:10 PM): j: aaaaw i WAS always curious abotu that electric thing e' does
zomgitsalaura (9:46:14 PM): bolt: *opens the door again* ..... TT_TT .... *shuts it and leaves*
deathcomes4umore (9:46:21 PM): b- tch, I can help you there
deathcomes4umore (9:46:53 PM): *starts using stingers in unmentionable places*
zomgitsalaura (9:47:43 PM): flight: *pins bee. frags him senseless* mine *perches on them all after shooing them into the nest*
deathcomes4umore (9:48:24 PM): b- *mirrs happily*
deathcomes4umore (9:48:36 PM): J- *licks a stinger*
deathcomes4umore (9:48:41 PM): ouch!
deathcomes4umore (9:48:57 PM): k, not 's hot in a good way as i thought
zomgitsalaura (9:48:59 PM): *slaps jazz.* mine *hiss* *noms stinger and purrs*
deathcomes4umore (9:49:30 PM): P- *distracts flight with wing rub*
zomgitsalaura (9:49:41 PM): *melts, still noms stinger*
zomgitsalaura (9:50:10 PM): bolt: *peeks back in again* flight: *manages to pull off sadface with a stinger in his mouth*
deathcomes4umore (9:50:49 PM): me: *throws bolty a Jolt
deathcomes4umore (9:51:03 PM): jolt: *gives cuteface of duck*
zomgitsalaura (9:51:10 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (9:51:50 PM): bolt: :/...... *molests*
deathcomes4umore (9:51:57 PM): jolt: *chirps* frag?
zomgitsalaura (9:52:12 PM): bolt: *draaaaaaags off to nest*
deathcomes4umore (9:52:14 PM): *gives bolty some happy zaps*
zomgitsalaura (9:52:36 PM): bolt: *purrs more. drags faster*
deathcomes4umore (9:52:40 PM): lol, those two in berth makes for very charred and on fire sheets
zomgitsalaura (9:53:02 PM): flight: we insulate his room *nomnomnom stinger*
deathcomes4umore (9:53:16 PM): and possibly an environment where any organic who goes near ends up with their hair standing on end
zomgitsalaura (9:53:48 PM): flight: yup *licks stinger, gets zapped a little, purrs*
deathcomes4umore (9:54:07 PM): b-*puts stinger to flights panel and zaps*
zomgitsalaura (9:54:33 PM): f: *flails, overloads, grabs stingger, goes back to nomming*
deathcomes4umore (9:54:54 PM): b- ...*wants to do that again, so tries*
zomgitsalaura (9:55:23 PM): f: *hiss, pin, nom. is VERY much in alpha jet mode. bolt is projecting*
deathcomes4umore (9:55:57 PM): b- mmmm love it when you go all dom on me *does a pretty sub pose*
zomgitsalaura (9:56:21 PM): f: *blinks at...... nomnomnom*
zomgitsalaura (9:56:35 PM): *stingers have little teeth marks all over them*
deathcomes4umore (9:57:21 PM): b-*sighs and resigns self to random jet moods, deciding to make his stinger vibrate*
zomgitsalaura (9:57:56 PM): f: 0_0..... ^w^ *nomnomnomnomnom*
deathcomes4umore (9:59:35 PM): b *chuckles*
deathcomes4umore (9:59:58 PM): j: oooh c'n i try some o that? not in mah mouth, o course ;3
zomgitsalaura (10:00:30 PM): f: *rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wingflare. rolls over and continues nomming*
deathcomes4umore (10:00:35 PM): lol
deathcomes4umore (10:01:16 PM): p- *goes over to Jazz, lies on his back and scooches into an odd position so a wingtip is against the silver panel then vibrates it*
zomgitsalaura (10:01:36 PM): j: *yelps. purrrrrrs*
zomgitsalaura (10:01:45 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:05:59 PM): f: *blinks at vibrating stinger, sticks it on chestplates, purrrrrrrrrs*
deathcomes4umore (10:07:10 PM): p- *starts vibrating in random rhythms on Jazz's panel*
zomgitsalaura (10:07:41 PM): j: ok, tha's it *magnatizes prowl to the floor and thoroughly ravishes him*
deathcomes4umore (10:08:04 PM): p- *enjoys every minute*
zomgitsalaura (10:08:45 PM): j: *flops over and purrs when he's done*
deathcomes4umore (10:09:29 PM): p- *whirrs happily*
zomgitsalaura (10:09:51 PM): f: *moves jazz out of the way for his turn on prowl*
deathcomes4umore (10:09:58 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (10:10:14 PM): b- *sidles over to jazz and gives him the zap to the panel treatment*
zomgitsalaura (10:10:41 PM): f: *plays musical chairs with his mechs and dumps bee on prowl when he's done*
deathcomes4umore (10:11:16 PM): p- *smirks and impales the bug on his spike fairly quickly*
zomgitsalaura (10:11:35 PM): f: *catches jettwins. locks them in the room too*
zomgitsalaura (10:12:43 PM): f: *makes them form safeguard, has LOTS of fun*
zomgitsalaura (10:13:32 PM): f: *lets them play with prowl too*
deathcomes4umore (10:15:23 PM): lolol
deathcomes4umore (10:15:45 PM): *safeguard hold Bee, bouncing him up and down on prowl until he has multiple overloads*
deathcomes4umore (10:16:14 PM): *then lets him flop over exhausted in the nest while they frag prowl silly*
zomgitsalaura (10:16:26 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:16:47 PM): *doggy style cause he likes it that way from bigger mechs*
zomgitsalaura (10:17:14 PM): f & j: *curl up and be happy carriers in the corner*
zomgitsalaura (10:18:08 PM): safeguard: *flops and breaks apart when he's done*
zomgitsalaura (10:19:19 PM): bolt: *peers back in, jolt draped over his shoulder. see's flight's GAINED mechs since he's left. goes to grab prowl. makes it halfway out the door before flight whimpers. sighs and gives prowl back*
deathcomes4umore (10:20:15 PM): b- oh, flight, can he borrow me? i wanna see what its like doin the electric orgie storm thing!
zomgitsalaura (10:20:40 PM): f:..... *lets bee go. hoards prowl for himself*
deathcomes4umore (10:20:45 PM): jolt: *chitrps happily at the idea*
deathcomes4umore (10:20:57 PM): b-*scuttles off*
zomgitsalaura (10:21:18 PM): *blankets start static-clinging to walls*
deathcomes4umore (10:21:20 PM): *flickering lights are seen under the door for a few cycles XD*
zomgitsalaura (10:21:51 PM): *unsuspecting bird get zapped out of the sky as they fly past*
deathcomes4umore (10:21:54 PM): *Jazz gets dragged to the wall by his magnets XD*
zomgitsalaura (10:21:59 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:22:11 PM): *prowls winglets hum strangely*
zomgitsalaura (10:22:14 PM): j: *flail flail flail flail*
zomgitsalaura (10:22:26 PM): f: *practically impervious*
zomgitsalaura (10:22:58 PM): ...... *molests jazz while he's stuck there*
deathcomes4umore (10:23:36 PM): p- *fondles Jet twins for entertainment*
zomgitsalaura (10:24:07 PM): twins: guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh *have crap stamina*
deathcomes4umore (10:26:31 PM): lololol
deathcomes4umore (10:26:52 PM): p- *toughens them up by riding one and sucking off the other*
zomgitsalaura (10:27:24 PM): f: *jelllooooous* *attaches self to doorwings*
zomgitsalaura (10:29:37 PM): *pushes prowl off the twins* *doms him thoroughly*
deathcomes4umore (10:29:59 PM): p- my plan worked perfectlyyyy *frags flight thoroughly*
zomgitsalaura (10:30:27 PM): f: *growls* *spikes prowl till he can't see straight*
deathcomes4umore (10:30:46 PM): p- *takes it like a bitch, loving it thoroughly*
zomgitsalaura (10:30:51 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:31:00 PM): *sucks off jazz at thew same time*
zomgitsalaura (10:31:21 PM): j: *still attached to wall by hands* *doesn't really care*
deathcomes4umore (10:32:00 PM): p- *feels like he need a collar*
zomgitsalaura (10:32:14 PM): f: *finishes with prowl *insert looking both ways emotes*......* *pounces twins*
deathcomes4umore (10:32:29 PM): p- *molests jazz*
zomgitsalaura (10:32:52 PM): f: *runs off. kidnaps the nova avatar. thoroughly doms it*
deathcomes4umore (10:33:01 PM): XDXDXDXD
zomgitsalaura (10:33:20 PM): *paybacks a bitch*
zomgitsalaura (10:33:39 PM): *well, payback MAKES you a bitch*
deathcomes4umore (10:33:47 PM): LOL
zomgitsalaura (10:34:03 PM): *lets the avatar run away*
zomgitsalaura (10:34:15 PM): *spraaaaawls over his harem*
deathcomes4umore (10:35:07 PM): bee: *stumbles bow legged back into the room crackling feintly and gibbering something about pretty lights*
zomgitsalaura (10:35:24 PM): *noms zappy bee*
deathcomes4umore (10:35:59 PM): *fizzles with static charge*
zomgitsalaura (10:36:48 PM): *nomnomnomnom. is evidently lacking zinc in his diet*
deathcomes4umore (10:37:03 PM): lol
deathcomes4umore (10:37:49 PM): b- *has long lasting hard on due to excess electricity keeping his spike pressurisation fluid flowing*
zomgitsalaura (10:38:10 PM): *noms that too*
deathcomes4umore (10:38:36 PM): *comes all over flight's faceplate with a yelp*
zomgitsalaura (10:38:56 PM): *licks self clean. keeps nomming*
deathcomes4umore (10:39:29 PM): *jet twins plead to be let to take turns riding bee*
zomgitsalaura (10:39:48 PM): *shrugs. noms prowl instead*
deathcomes4umore (10:40:18 PM): *one twin ends up riding, the other spiking, then swaps after the first overload*
zomgitsalaura (10:40:26 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:40:51 PM): *every bot in the room ends up partially resonating on the same frequency*
deathcomes4umore (10:41:17 PM): *mostly because some other certain bots activities magnetically aligned them all*
zomgitsalaura (10:41:28 PM): *flight write 'mine' on all of them in flashing nanite paint just to be sure*
deathcomes4umore (10:41:39 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (10:41:52 PM): *across the forehead*
zomgitsalaura (10:42:11 PM): *sets off the nanites whenever they get too close to other bots*
deathcomes4umore (10:43:02 PM): lolololol
zomgitsalaura (10:43:26 PM): f: *dashes off, ends up fragging silverbolt to appease pissed off alpha*
deathcomes4umore (10:43:27 PM): *optimus walks up to prowl, who's wings start flashing sparkly 'mine' s*
zomgitsalaura (10:43:52 PM): flight: *the jet ninja in the rafters is watching yooooou*
deathcomes4umore (10:43:54 PM): *laughs* i see Jazz is very damant about the exclusiveness of your relation ship
zomgitsalaura (10:44:08 PM): j: *walks past also flashing*
deathcomes4umore (10:44:23 PM): op- *double takes*
deathcomes4umore (10:44:34 PM): p- we;re both fireflights property sir
deathcomes4umore (10:44:37 PM): *deadpan*
deathcomes4umore (10:44:50 PM): *keeps working on his datapad like its nothing wierd*
deathcomes4umore (10:45:02 PM): OP- ...i need more recharge
zomgitsalaura (10:45:03 PM): *twins and bee go past also flashing, bee's panel particularly bright*
deathcomes4umore (10:45:14 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (10:45:44 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:46:02 PM): f: *pounces unsuspecting optimus. flares wings and clings to his back*
zomgitsalaura (10:47:00 PM): f: *somehow manages to claim him too. even optimus is fuzzy on the details*
deathcomes4umore (10:47:13 PM): XDXDXD
zomgitsalaura (10:47:33 PM): op: *ends up with MI written on one half of his faceplate and NE on the other*
zomgitsalaura (10:48:20 PM): f: *goes hunting for mechs of different frame types*
deathcomes4umore (10:48:38 PM): lol
deathcomes4umore (10:48:58 PM): bee has doorwings
zomgitsalaura (10:49:03 PM): f: *contemplates claiming ratchet... decides it would be too much like fragging his creator*
deathcomes4umore (10:49:08 PM): just throwing that out there
deathcomes4umore (10:49:21 PM): *write it on his aaaaft*
zomgitsalaura (10:49:35 PM): f: *stares at bee.... compares to prowl..... decides he already has the better specimen*
deathcomes4umore (10:49:38 PM): *write 'not mine' on Ratch XD*
zomgitsalaura (10:49:43 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:49:56 PM): *claim other twins*
deathcomes4umore (10:50:02 PM): *rollie ones*
zomgitsalaura (10:50:25 PM): *ooo, wheel feet.* *claims sideswipe. sunstreaker is too much of an aft*
zomgitsalaura (10:50:35 PM): *writes AFT on sunstreakers aft*
deathcomes4umore (10:50:41 PM): *then write 'DEFFINATELY NOT MINE' on skids n mudflap*
deathcomes4umore (10:50:46 PM): *or just DO NOT WANT*
zomgitsalaura (10:50:54 PM): *DNW*
deathcomes4umore (10:50:55 PM): lololol
zomgitsalaura (10:51:45 PM): f: *grabs bv skywarp out of the sky. frags senseless*
zomgitsalaura (10:52:29 PM): f: *claims constructicons too. makes them start building new-vos*
zomgitsalaura (10:53:18 PM): f: *ends up with an ark-full of eggs*
deathcomes4umore (10:53:34 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (10:53:49 PM): and were back to the golden age, as brough about by Flightimus prime
zomgitsalaura (10:53:59 PM): flighty redjet
zomgitsalaura (10:54:00 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:54:07 PM): peace through fragging
deathcomes4umore (10:54:10 PM): forget primus
deathcomes4umore (10:54:21 PM): flightmus is the new creator god figure
zomgitsalaura (10:54:22 PM): every mech is related to everyone else through superion
deathcomes4umore (10:54:30 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (10:54:33 PM): Superimus
zomgitsalaura (10:54:44 PM): Fireflight superior
zomgitsalaura (10:54:45 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (10:54:53 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (10:55:20 PM): *goes after bv blaster for the tentacles*
deathcomes4umore (10:55:22 PM): Primus now prays to Fireflight superior
zomgitsalaura (10:55:28 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:55:39 PM): primus: i only had 13
zomgitsalaura (10:55:44 PM): :/
zomgitsalaura (10:56:21 PM): fireflight: *sires or carries an entire planet worth of new bots*
zomgitsalaura (10:56:35 PM): *every single one of them has wings of some description(
zomgitsalaura (10:57:29 PM): *thousands of tiny vestigial winged minibots everywhere*
deathcomes4umore (10:58:05 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (10:58:23 PM): cybertronians now reffered to as a race of metal angels XD
zomgitsalaura (10:58:29 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (10:58:45 PM): to defeat them just throw something shiny
zomgitsalaura (10:59:06 PM): but don't threaten them, they'll rip you to pieces
deathcomes4umore (10:59:33 PM): lololol
zomgitsalaura (11:00:31 PM): *has an image of an entire room of younglings thoroughly fascinated by a mirror in an elders hand*
zomgitsalaura (11:00:38 PM): *best babysitting tool ever*
zomgitsalaura (11:00:47 PM): *kids chase lazers like cats*
deathcomes4umore (11:01:20 PM): XDXDXD
deathcomes4umore (11:01:54 PM): *forms of torture by cybertronians now mean only being put in a room with ten of them chattering away at once in vossian*
zomgitsalaura (11:02:07 PM): xD
zomgitsalaura (11:02:29 PM): *screach twitter warble chirp *wings flapping maddly**
zomgitsalaura (11:02:50 PM): WHAT ARE THEY SAYING *processor explodes*
deathcomes4umore (11:04:05 PM): XD
deathcomes4umore (11:04:24 PM): (god 5 past eleven???)
zomgitsalaura (11:04:31 PM): oh wow
zomgitsalaura (11:04:33 PM): so it is
zomgitsalaura (11:04:41 PM): apparently crack eats time
deathcomes4umore (11:04:45 PM): (last ime i checked it was like, 8:30)
zomgitsalaura (11:04:49 PM): xD
deathcomes4umore (11:04:50 PM): XD
zomgitsalaura (11:05:00 PM): crack *ohmnomnoms time*