((Backdated, probably to sometime around
here. Also: NSFW.))
[Here's Blackout, out in the desert, alone. He is kinda grimy and probably a little sunburnt, but at least he's been hydrated and getting enough sleep to function properly.
Is miserable. Siiiiiiigh.]
Horrible, isn't it?
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Who the slag are you?
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Lets just say we share a similar distaste for someone. Figured I'd keep you company while you're... dying or wandering around or whatever.
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Hey now. You're in the middle of nowhere and you're stranded and no one seems to want to save you and there are possibly people on their way to kill you and a lot of Gods seem to be mad at you, potentially plotting your demise [breeeathe, sweet christian son!] and as a human you're pretty insignificant anyway and no one would know if you died out here and the animals of the desert are watching your every move-- believe me, I was one for a while-- and I think they want to wait til your too fatigued to protect yourself so they can eat you and you're probably feeling a lot of emotions and other things you're not entirely sure how to explain...
[Hand. on. knee. 'comforting' squeeze~]
The last thing you need is to be totally alone out here.
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[Faint look amplifies tenfold as he scrambles away from the touch. Not much of one for the touching, Blackout.]
Decepticons need no one.
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You're not much of a Decepticon right now.
[pause]
More of a scrawny powerless human.
[.... Smile!]
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So everyone insists on telling me.
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Stop being so pathetic.
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I am not pathetic.
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Well you're acting pathetic. A pathetic human worm, just like what you hate.
You're no better than them.
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What am I supposed to do, then, if this is so pathetic?
[Angry, yes, but might there be something plaintive in his voice too?]
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If I told you that, it'd be cheating.
[Long pause]
Unless you'd be up for an exchange. I may be able to... do something about your current condition.
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...Exchange?
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[Smile is now akin to something a tiger would show a deer]
An exchange.
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What sort of an exchange?
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