This is it.

[death_cab_]

My journal is now friends only. If you have been secretly reading it without telling me, then you are now out of luck because not only will all of my future entries be restricted to those lucky enough to be on my friends list, but I have gone back and edited ALL of my previous entries so as to make them friends only (I have a lot of time on my hands). If you would like me to add you, please simply leave a note on this entry and I will inspect your journal to make sure that you are worthy of being on my friends list, and thus given access to read the captivating details of my extremely interesting, soap opera-esque life (note: basically, what I'm getting at here is that if you note me, I will probably add you to my friends list before I even bother to look at your journal; my screening process is lax).

To those already on my friends list, please disregard this entry.