Introduction~

[death_by_fist]

Ha -- hello, everyone! I'm Haruno Sakura, medic-nin from the village of Konoha and it's very nice to meet all of you! I hope we can get along.

And, um, if it isn't too much to ask, could you tell me where Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke are? Ha, and someone who goes by Sai...

Hehehe, you know boys! They can't stay in place. The jerks.

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Sasuke is with me. I don't know where the stupid fox boy is~

[death_by_fist]

Stupid fox boy...? Ha, it's not important. So Sasuke really is here... That's good, then! Thank you, hum... What's your name?

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm Envy and I already know who you are~

Sasuke's journal is absolutor and Naruto's at illguideyouhome if you wanted to bother them.

[death_by_fist]

Ha, really? That's surprising.

Thank you for the information! It's very nice of you.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I know lots about you~

...nice? You're funny.

[death_by_fist]

Like what?

... funny? You helped me, so it was nice of you. I've had worst first impressions, if that's what you were trying to pull.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Like how much you like my Sasuke~

Well if I didn't tell you who they were, someone else who's stupid would've.

[death_by_fist]

... Your Sasuke? Is he, now?

Are you trying to say you're stupid ♥~?

[sexy_and_skorty]

My Sasuke.

No, I beat the idiots. See how close I was before Naruto responded? There's your idiot.

[death_by_fist]

Well, if you're so sure!

... I can't exactly deny that.

[sexy_and_skorty]

He's living with me and I'm the one taking care of him~

^_^

You're smarter than Naruto. You can visit Sasuke if you want.

[death_by_fist]

Ha, taking care of him? Did something happen?

Not that being smarter than Naruto is any accomplishment, but I'll take it as a compliment nonetheless.

[sexy_and_skorty]

His piece of shit brother happened.

[death_by_fist]

... What?! Is he -- is he alright? I can't believe Itachi's here of all people...

[sexy_and_skorty]

Yeah, sure he's all right. His face isn't pretty anymore and you can barely see him under the bandages. And the bastard won't stop trying to leave the bed because he likes to think he can walk without falling. I'm gonna fucking kill him.

[death_by_fist]

... That sounds like Sasuke-kun, alright. I'm not sure if healing him would be a good thing or if he'd go after his brother again... Then again, he'll only aggravate his situation by trying to move in that kind of condition.