A Fucking Survey
Time started: 5:00 PM
Name: Samuel Lawrence Oswalt
Nickname: Sam
Single or Taken: single and happy
Sex: male
Birthday: Oct. 22 1991
Sign: libra
Siblings: Dillon and Jaqueline
Eye color: greenish blue
Shoe size: 9
Height: about 5 ft. 4
What are you wearing right now: hemp necklace and shirt and jeans
Where do you live: Olive Branch
Righty or lefty: right
Relationships: yeah they cool
Fingers: 16 and 1/2
Breakfast: whatever aunt margaret makes
Aftershave/Perfume: curve
Favorite cartoon character: peter griffin from family guy
Have you ever----
Given anyone a bath: my great uncle dodo jk
Bungee Jumped: not yet
Parasailed: no
Made yourself throw-up: yes
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: of coarse
Eaten a dog biscuit: yes i only like the bacon flavor
Got your tongue stuck to a pole: no
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yeah
Played truth or dare: yea of coarse
Been in a physical fight: i can't count how many
Been in a police car: yes
Been in a sauna: yep
Been in a hot tub: yes, only naked of coarse
Swam in the ocean: yes
Fallen asleep in school: yes
Ran away?: yes sorta
Broken someone's heart: hope not
Cried when someone died: yes
Flashed someone: yes you can ask jeremy about that one
Cried in school: yes
Fell off your chair: almost everyday at school
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: yea
Saved MSN / AOL / AIM conversations: no
Saved e-mails: no
Fallen for your best friend of the opposite sex?: yeah
Been cheated on? i think so
First thing that comes to mind---
Red: anger
Blue: fav. shirt
Autumn: school
Cow: my brother
Greenland: fucking cold
Cat: lily
Nickel: bag
Elbow: in your chin
What is.. -----------?
Your good luck charm: my penis
Whats your room like: posters and shit
Last thing you said: "posters and shit"
What is beside you: jesus
What kind of shampoo do you use? garnier fructis
Something that has happened to you this year: went out with a girl about 8 times
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: going back out with the girl the 2nd time
Chicken Pox: yeah i had em
Had a Sore Throat: so bad i had to get my tonsils taken out
Believe in love at first sight?: yes
Like picnics: aint got nuthin against em
Like school: whenever your not doing nuthin
What schools have you gone to: too many to remember
Loved anyone: i believe so
Would you:
Eat a live hamster: already have
Go to a hanson concert: hell no
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars: yes
Who Was the last person................
you touched? buckman
You massaged: kacy
You Kissed?: dad
You yelled at: keith
Who broke your heart: sherry martin
Do you/Are You:
Do you like filling these out: well shelby is filling it out not me, so it's cool i guess
Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses only for like school
Do you like yourself: yeah sure i guess
Do you get along with your family: yes recently
Do you do drugs: have but don't
Have piercing below the waist?: on my testes
Obsessive?: only with my grandmother
Anorexic?: you know it
Depressed?: not really
Suicidal?: no
Final questions-
How many ppl are you sending this to: LJ
wht are you listening to right now: shelby talking
Can you do a front or back flip? ican do a frontflip on the groud but in up landing on my back
What did you do yesterday:we whent drivin
What is your favorite band: have alot
Hated someone in your family: thought so but i would kill someone if they hurt him
Got any awards: no every one hates me
Have you ever gone streaking? not realy but ill drop my pant in front of any one
Want to get married: of course
What is your favorite video game? doom 3
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: try to be more grown up
Good actor: i dont know
Good Singer: no
Have a lava lamp: 2 but ones fucked up
How many remote controls are in your house: like six or seven
Are you double jointed: no fuckin way
What do you dream about: my uncle dodo
Last time you showered: yesterday
Are you a virgin?: maybe
The last movie you saw at the theatres: cenderela man
Scary or happy movies: scary
Root beer or Dr. Pepper: i like root beer better d.p can suck it
Mud or Jell-O wrestling? i dont like mud in my crack so jello
Silver or Gold: silver
Diamond or pearl: diamonds
Sunset or Sunrise: sun rise more romantic
Phone or in person: in person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child? middle
Do you want your friends to fill this out and send it back?: i could care fucking less
Name: Samuel Lawrence Oswalt
Nickname: Sam
Single or Taken: single and happy
Sex: male
Birthday: Oct. 22 1991
Sign: libra
Siblings: Dillon and Jaqueline
Eye color: greenish blue
Shoe size: 9
Height: about 5 ft. 4
What are you wearing right now: hemp necklace and shirt and jeans
Where do you live: Olive Branch
Righty or lefty: right
Relationships: yeah they cool
Fingers: 16 and 1/2
Breakfast: whatever aunt margaret makes
Aftershave/Perfume: curve
Favorite cartoon character: peter griffin from family guy
Have you ever----
Given anyone a bath: my great uncle dodo jk
Bungee Jumped: not yet
Parasailed: no
Made yourself throw-up: yes
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: of coarse
Eaten a dog biscuit: yes i only like the bacon flavor
Got your tongue stuck to a pole: no
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yeah
Played truth or dare: yea of coarse
Been in a physical fight: i can't count how many
Been in a police car: yes
Been in a sauna: yep
Been in a hot tub: yes, only naked of coarse
Swam in the ocean: yes
Fallen asleep in school: yes
Ran away?: yes sorta
Broken someone's heart: hope not
Cried when someone died: yes
Flashed someone: yes you can ask jeremy about that one
Cried in school: yes
Fell off your chair: almost everyday at school
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: yea
Saved MSN / AOL / AIM conversations: no
Saved e-mails: no
Fallen for your best friend of the opposite sex?: yeah
Been cheated on? i think so
First thing that comes to mind---
Red: anger
Blue: fav. shirt
Autumn: school
Cow: my brother
Greenland: fucking cold
Cat: lily
Nickel: bag
Elbow: in your chin
What is.. -----------?
Your good luck charm: my penis
Whats your room like: posters and shit
Last thing you said: "posters and shit"
What is beside you: jesus
What kind of shampoo do you use? garnier fructis
Something that has happened to you this year: went out with a girl about 8 times
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: going back out with the girl the 2nd time
Chicken Pox: yeah i had em
Had a Sore Throat: so bad i had to get my tonsils taken out
Believe in love at first sight?: yes
Like picnics: aint got nuthin against em
Like school: whenever your not doing nuthin
What schools have you gone to: too many to remember
Loved anyone: i believe so
Would you:
Eat a live hamster: already have
Go to a hanson concert: hell no
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars: yes
Who Was the last person................
you touched? buckman
You massaged: kacy
You Kissed?: dad
You yelled at: keith
Who broke your heart: sherry martin
Do you/Are You:
Do you like filling these out: well shelby is filling it out not me, so it's cool i guess
Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses only for like school
Do you like yourself: yeah sure i guess
Do you get along with your family: yes recently
Do you do drugs: have but don't
Have piercing below the waist?: on my testes
Obsessive?: only with my grandmother
Anorexic?: you know it
Depressed?: not really
Suicidal?: no
Final questions-
How many ppl are you sending this to: LJ
wht are you listening to right now: shelby talking
Can you do a front or back flip? ican do a frontflip on the groud but in up landing on my back
What did you do yesterday:we whent drivin
What is your favorite band: have alot
Hated someone in your family: thought so but i would kill someone if they hurt him
Got any awards: no every one hates me
Have you ever gone streaking? not realy but ill drop my pant in front of any one
Want to get married: of course
What is your favorite video game? doom 3
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: try to be more grown up
Good actor: i dont know
Good Singer: no
Have a lava lamp: 2 but ones fucked up
How many remote controls are in your house: like six or seven
Are you double jointed: no fuckin way
What do you dream about: my uncle dodo
Last time you showered: yesterday
Are you a virgin?: maybe
The last movie you saw at the theatres: cenderela man
Scary or happy movies: scary
Root beer or Dr. Pepper: i like root beer better d.p can suck it
Mud or Jell-O wrestling? i dont like mud in my crack so jello
Silver or Gold: silver
Diamond or pearl: diamonds
Sunset or Sunrise: sun rise more romantic
Phone or in person: in person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child? middle
Do you want your friends to fill this out and send it back?: i could care fucking less