Hallow-blinking-een
Always the same old story, ain't it?
My birthday, and I was stuck working.
Not that I had nothing better to do, mind.
But it's the principle of the thing, you see.
Hallowe'en always makes me chuckle.
You should've seem some of the specimens I had in the back of me cab last night.
There was this one lass wearing nowt but a leotard and a tutu.
It was sticking out all over the shop.
Lucky she didn't have someone's eye out with it!
And this geezer, he was dressed like Tigger.
What's that all about, eh?
In my day, hallowe'en was all about little kiddies dressing up as scary characters and taking sweeties from strangers.
All different now though, ain't it?
A loss to society, if you ask me.
My birthday, and I was stuck working.
Not that I had nothing better to do, mind.
But it's the principle of the thing, you see.
Hallowe'en always makes me chuckle.
You should've seem some of the specimens I had in the back of me cab last night.
There was this one lass wearing nowt but a leotard and a tutu.
It was sticking out all over the shop.
Lucky she didn't have someone's eye out with it!
And this geezer, he was dressed like Tigger.
What's that all about, eh?
In my day, hallowe'en was all about little kiddies dressing up as scary characters and taking sweeties from strangers.
All different now though, ain't it?
A loss to society, if you ask me.