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[death_2emo_cuz]

Hey,

This is for you, so you won't loose your Republican touch;
after-all it has not been long since you were born again.

- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law, or any of that
nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for you and your entire family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc.
-Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this
allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with,
"It is a cultural United States thing. You would not
understand, pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory
from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front
window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and insist
that your children do likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican
school system.!
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to
legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach
English to all its officers.
- Have a traffic accident without liability insurance.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time
or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will
not happen in Mexico or any other country in the
world... Except right here... Land of the naive.

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and
try the above in Mexico....