THINGS I HATE:

[dearymetalsinks]

- smell of worms on sidewalk
- screaming children with dirty faces
- thinking you are getting free food and then not
- fake ivy
- water with feathers in it
- sharp animal nails
- ketchup
- tics, fleas and lice
- those unidentifiable biting creatures that live in rolls of pine needles at the bottom of Sanford lake
- Spider in my face
- having to dodge various items to walk where I'm going in my house
- chairs away from tables
- cheese under fingernails
- dry shitty burrito shells that break after you've folded them
- whole milk
- sausage patties in the morning
- running out of hangers
- dirty pillows
- ants inside my food
- dirt in my cilantro
- underwear that cuts your legs
- loose pants that want to ride up your ass crack
- white socks
- feeling itchy in the face
- shopping at meijers
- people with a million bumper stickers
- baby heads
- spikey guy hair
- AXE
- that guy who hosted the VMAs
- scenester haircuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- scenester makeup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
- cowboy boots and cankle combos!
- BIG SQUARE SUNGLASSES ON UGLY FACES
- people with permanent snarls
- trucker hats
- love handles
- grommet belts
- sparkley shit
- gelled perms!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- FOOTLESS TIGHTS!!!!!!!!
- JEAN MINISKIRTS AHHHHHHHGHGHGHG
- people who make lips at their dogs

I hate those things fyi