I HATE FLOWERS!
I came back from work today and was greeted with a new addition to the dining table - a vase of flowers that my mom bought when she went to Black Water (alah, aka Ayer Hitam!) last week. Since she was on leave today, she had finally managed to arrange the flowers neatly in the vase.
So, what has her daughter been entertaining herself with ever since she got back from work today?
Me: Ma, ni kalau terlanggar macam mana ma?
Me: *while sitting beside the vase* Ma, ni kalau tengah makan abih tangan tersinggul (spelling??) kat pasu cam mana ma?
Me: Ma, ni kalau nak bangan makan abih sebab bunga dia besar sangat, kalau angkat piring abih piring terjatuh kat bunga macam mana ma?
I actually have many variations of those lines which I've been bombarding my mom with for the whole of today. All are basically nonsense but I sooooooooooooooooooo like to irritate her with it. She got so fed up with it that as I flipped through the book she's reading while lying beside her on the bed, she pulled my hair!
Me: Ni apasal ni tangan gatal nak tarik-tarik rambut???
She: Ye lah. Geram!
Me: Geram? Orang innocent, ma! Tak buat apa-apa. Senyap aje!
She: Senyap? Bila masa kau senyap. Kau nakal-nakal lagi nanti aku tarik rambut kau satu-satu.
Me: Eleh... Nanti tiba-tiba mama tengok pasu tu kat lantai. Then all the flowers will be on the ground. And then you will see the petals flying around at the balcony.
Heh.
So, what has her daughter been entertaining herself with ever since she got back from work today?
Me: Ma, ni kalau terlanggar macam mana ma?
Me: *while sitting beside the vase* Ma, ni kalau tengah makan abih tangan tersinggul (spelling??) kat pasu cam mana ma?
Me: Ma, ni kalau nak bangan makan abih sebab bunga dia besar sangat, kalau angkat piring abih piring terjatuh kat bunga macam mana ma?
I actually have many variations of those lines which I've been bombarding my mom with for the whole of today. All are basically nonsense but I sooooooooooooooooooo like to irritate her with it. She got so fed up with it that as I flipped through the book she's reading while lying beside her on the bed, she pulled my hair!
Me: Ni apasal ni tangan gatal nak tarik-tarik rambut???
She: Ye lah. Geram!
Me: Geram? Orang innocent, ma! Tak buat apa-apa. Senyap aje!
She: Senyap? Bila masa kau senyap. Kau nakal-nakal lagi nanti aku tarik rambut kau satu-satu.
Me: Eleh... Nanti tiba-tiba mama tengok pasu tu kat lantai. Then all the flowers will be on the ground. And then you will see the petals flying around at the balcony.
Heh.