URBANDICKERY
Instructions: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
***YOUR GIVEN NAME: Rodney
Rodney is another word for erection.
I had a rodney while driving to work the other day.
*** AGE: 26
750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
***ONE OF YOUR FRIEND’S NAME: Sonny
a fat punk who can't get a woman. To be punked or rejected in some manner and then try to get payback.
OMG, he was sonnyied. ha ha.
***WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING: Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
*** FAVORITE COLOR: Indigo
- Smoke emitting from marijuana.
- Purple Haze
Pass the Indigo cuz.
My head is bumpin' blaze the purple haze and let loose the indigo.
*** FAVORITE NUMBER: 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.
*** MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: February
The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
*** LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Elaine
Another term for foxy or sexy.
Veronica Vawn is sooo elaine.
***YOUR NICKNAME: Frods
the technical definition of the feeling of skin after being in water too long. Some americans say "pruny" or "wrinkly" but the british definition is Frod.
eg,
"Ugh.. my fingers have gone all frod"
"I stayed in the bath too long and now my skin feels all frod"
***YOUR GIVEN NAME: Rodney
Rodney is another word for erection.
I had a rodney while driving to work the other day.
*** AGE: 26
750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
***ONE OF YOUR FRIEND’S NAME: Sonny
a fat punk who can't get a woman. To be punked or rejected in some manner and then try to get payback.
OMG, he was sonnyied. ha ha.
***WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING: Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
*** FAVORITE COLOR: Indigo
- Smoke emitting from marijuana.
- Purple Haze
Pass the Indigo cuz.
My head is bumpin' blaze the purple haze and let loose the indigo.
*** FAVORITE NUMBER: 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.
*** MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: February
The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
*** LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Elaine
Another term for foxy or sexy.
Veronica Vawn is sooo elaine.
***YOUR NICKNAME: Frods
the technical definition of the feeling of skin after being in water too long. Some americans say "pruny" or "wrinkly" but the british definition is Frod.
eg,
"Ugh.. my fingers have gone all frod"
"I stayed in the bath too long and now my skin feels all frod"