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Dear Canada,
Please learn to play your national sport. That was atrocious.
Americans won 5-3. Atrocious, I say! The closest thing to a goal Canada got in 3rd period was a motherfucking Sydney-Crosby-headfirst-past-Ryan-Whateverhisnameis-and-into-the-net.
Maybe if we had kept Laraques in Canada he could've shown them a thing or two about body-checking. Maybe if we'd had Cammy on the ice where he belongs, he could've shown them how to shoot. Even Price would have done better in the net. According to Mr. Fuckface Who Picks Olympic Hockey Team Players For Canada, though, Brodeur the Ballerina with a side of Crosby are best in the net.
/gets comfortable in hole of canadian inferiority
All my hopes are with Czech Republic and Belarus now. At least then maybe the Kostitsyns can grin cutely if they get a medal, or Plekanec can say something in his cute little accent.
Well, as long as USA doesn't win gold, I'm fine. You guys know I love you. Just not when you're playing hockey.
Please learn to play your national sport. That was atrocious.
Americans won 5-3. Atrocious, I say! The closest thing to a goal Canada got in 3rd period was a motherfucking Sydney-Crosby-headfirst-past-Ryan-Whateverhisnameis-and-into-the-net.
Maybe if we had kept Laraques in Canada he could've shown them a thing or two about body-checking. Maybe if we'd had Cammy on the ice where he belongs, he could've shown them how to shoot. Even Price would have done better in the net. According to Mr. Fuckface Who Picks Olympic Hockey Team Players For Canada, though, Brodeur the Ballerina with a side of Crosby are best in the net.
/gets comfortable in hole of canadian inferiority
All my hopes are with Czech Republic and Belarus now. At least then maybe the Kostitsyns can grin cutely if they get a medal, or Plekanec can say something in his cute little accent.
Well, as long as USA doesn't win gold, I'm fine. You guys know I love you. Just not when you're playing hockey.