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Dear Snape,
I have a problem, you see. I can't seem to be able to keep a boyfriend. You know how ones boyfriend usually has to pass the dad test? Well... mine has to pass the brother test, and sadly none of them can. My brother just scares them all away. Now being out of school, I find that I am perfectly capable of running my own life, which mean choosing my own boyfriend. Do you know a way of getting my brother to leave me and my significant other alone?
P.S. don't say 'get a more intimidating boyfriend' because my brother is tall and buff and a fourth degree blackbelt in tae kwon do.
Sincerely,
over protected sister