098: They Say Don't Trust You Me We Us.

Apr 07, 2006 11:34

Dear Snape (And Sarah And Malfoy And Readers):

okay, remember my i-can't-find-a-guy letter a few entries back? have some continuity. i found a guy. he's was funny and sweet and nice and we had a perfectly happy relationship until his ex who he hadn't talking to in several years calls just to check up on him and he decides he can't be with me 'cause he's still in love with her, even though he has feelings for me. i know i'd take him back in a heartbeat, but, i don't know...

Signed-
I Think My Love Life Sucks
____________________&&&

Give him an ultimatum: either she goes or you do. Don't be a pansy, stick to your guns on this one. If he chooses her, then so be it. Leave him.

Now, wait a moment, Sarah, I don't think you're being entirely sensitive to his plight.

His PLIGHT? Pray tell, Severus, what PLIGHT might THAT be? The reemergence of some tramp in low-cut robes? Oh, forgive me, I'm weeping for him as we speak.

Maybe he loved her, did you ever think of that?

I happen to be of the opinion that a man is not truly in love until he is completely broken, until he is in a state of utter dependence.

... She has a point, boy.

This poor writer's boyfriend is clearly not in that state, as he was able to rise from sobbing on the floor to hook up with our unsuspecting reader.

Maybe he's just strong!

And maybe you're yelling at the woman who feeds and clothes you.

::huffs off::

So, Love Life, you heard me. It's either you or her, and if he picks her, then damn him to hell and go out to a bar.
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