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Name: Zelos Wilder
Age: 22
Series: Tales of Symphonia
Job: Camp Recruiter
With two worlds, and one hell of a religion on both of them, Tales of Symphonia is the story about the hero finding a way to save everyone! And a solution for a problem that has lasted thousands of years! And... overthrowing the tyrannical dogma that requires a chosen person as a sacrifice every now and again for both worlds. Zelos Wilder is one such Chosen, working as the secondary muscle for the party. His other hobbies include spying, betraying, and being the comic relief for the rest of the party.
Zelos is your typical pampered rich kid when you first look at him. He uses his position to get everything that he could ever want: dates, gifts, money, power, and even hundreds of gorgeous women (whom he calls 'hunnies') willing to let him copy their homework. And did I mention that he likes to flirt? Because he really likes to flirt. Zelos's repertoire of pick up lines range from corny to cornier, and we try to not speak about his nonexistent taste in women (read: two legs and female). He also tends to break awkward silences by pretty much ignoring the problem, and being obnoxiously cheerful. While there is a serious side to him, he lets next to no one see it, and instead prefers to play dumb. That side is one he'd sooner joke about than show anyone seriously. Though, he is pretty good at math, for what it's worth?
Sample App:
Well, you called the right person, and not a moment too soon, because this place needs a lot of work, kitten. I'll give you every reason to give the great Zelos Wilder the job of attracting more hunnies and some dudes can come too, I guess. I'm here to help with getting this place a lot more lively. Don't you worry about a thing, my darling director~ And after this, we can venture into the wilderness of my heart. ♥ So, let's see what I've got to work with. As much as I'd love to hand out pictures of me and call it a day, I'd hate to make all the beautiful ladies mad if I'm not available, due to some boss-employee private time.... Start simple and work your way up! So how about the name of this place? Camp Fuck You Die, right?... Weeell, when I think of 'camp', I certainly don't think of dying, though the middle part can stay, hehehe... But nothing's written in stone yet, so let's talk about changing that name, since it's the easiest thing to do.
I know it might be hard, as deeply rooted in tradition as summer camp can be, to consider changing the name. And it's been a long two or three or whatever years, so parting is such sweet sorrow and all that, but really. Come on, doesn't Camp Find Your something-that-starts-with-a-D sound better? You've seen it before, I know. Campers and counselors alike constantly mess up on the name, but it's worked to your advantage so far. Don't think I haven't seen all those faulty advertisements you've sent out~ Attracting the gorgeous babes does nothing if you can't keep them, you know. I'm not sure what to change the name to, so let's put that on a handy 'to-do list.' We've still got to negotiate how much creative license I have, and how far I can really go... though I'd go to the ends of the earth if you asked me to, my beautiful hunny. ♥
So now let's work on your description. "A zombie-infested summer camp in Louisiana?" It's simple, sure, and gets the point across, but there's absolutely nothing left to the imagination! And who wants to go to a camp infested with monsters for a romantic getaway? Let's focus on the good things about Camp-Whatever-I-Wanna-Call-It. Strip away the name and you've got... crazy vines and touchy-feely monsters all over the place.
But this isn't a bad thing! A little touch can go a long way, especially with those lonely hunnies who just need to know that someone cares. So, when talking about the crazy monsters-- in fact, let's call them "advanced wildlife." So, the advanced wildlife is just trying to work on the level of a master, like... oh, me. Work with it! Nothing will bring hunnies and some guys to camp faster than explaining the abundance of love to be found. Why not add a little spice, and mention the underwear tree? 'The finest lingerie, available as though it grows on trees.' It'll be no good if I'm not here, of course, but surely you wouldn't send me away after I've come so far just to be your knight in shining armor? If all of these suggestions are too much to handle, I understand. We can do things the easy way. After all, I've got just the perfect picture of me to hand out~
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Age: 22
Series: Tales of Symphonia
Job: Camp Recruiter
With two worlds, and one hell of a religion on both of them, Tales of Symphonia is the story about the hero finding a way to save everyone! And a solution for a problem that has lasted thousands of years! And... overthrowing the tyrannical dogma that requires a chosen person as a sacrifice every now and again for both worlds. Zelos Wilder is one such Chosen, working as the secondary muscle for the party. His other hobbies include spying, betraying, and being the comic relief for the rest of the party.
Zelos is your typical pampered rich kid when you first look at him. He uses his position to get everything that he could ever want: dates, gifts, money, power, and even hundreds of gorgeous women (whom he calls 'hunnies') willing to let him copy their homework. And did I mention that he likes to flirt? Because he really likes to flirt. Zelos's repertoire of pick up lines range from corny to cornier, and we try to not speak about his nonexistent taste in women (read: two legs and female). He also tends to break awkward silences by pretty much ignoring the problem, and being obnoxiously cheerful. While there is a serious side to him, he lets next to no one see it, and instead prefers to play dumb. That side is one he'd sooner joke about than show anyone seriously. Though, he is pretty good at math, for what it's worth?
Sample App:
Well, you called the right person, and not a moment too soon, because this place needs a lot of work, kitten. I'll give you every reason to give the great Zelos Wilder the job of attracting more hunnies and some dudes can come too, I guess. I'm here to help with getting this place a lot more lively. Don't you worry about a thing, my darling director~ And after this, we can venture into the wilderness of my heart. ♥ So, let's see what I've got to work with. As much as I'd love to hand out pictures of me and call it a day, I'd hate to make all the beautiful ladies mad if I'm not available, due to some boss-employee private time.... Start simple and work your way up! So how about the name of this place? Camp Fuck You Die, right?... Weeell, when I think of 'camp', I certainly don't think of dying, though the middle part can stay, hehehe... But nothing's written in stone yet, so let's talk about changing that name, since it's the easiest thing to do.
I know it might be hard, as deeply rooted in tradition as summer camp can be, to consider changing the name. And it's been a long two or three or whatever years, so parting is such sweet sorrow and all that, but really. Come on, doesn't Camp Find Your something-that-starts-with-a-D sound better? You've seen it before, I know. Campers and counselors alike constantly mess up on the name, but it's worked to your advantage so far. Don't think I haven't seen all those faulty advertisements you've sent out~ Attracting the gorgeous babes does nothing if you can't keep them, you know. I'm not sure what to change the name to, so let's put that on a handy 'to-do list.' We've still got to negotiate how much creative license I have, and how far I can really go... though I'd go to the ends of the earth if you asked me to, my beautiful hunny. ♥
So now let's work on your description. "A zombie-infested summer camp in Louisiana?" It's simple, sure, and gets the point across, but there's absolutely nothing left to the imagination! And who wants to go to a camp infested with monsters for a romantic getaway? Let's focus on the good things about Camp-Whatever-I-Wanna-Call-It. Strip away the name and you've got... crazy vines and touchy-feely monsters all over the place.
But this isn't a bad thing! A little touch can go a long way, especially with those lonely hunnies who just need to know that someone cares. So, when talking about the crazy monsters-- in fact, let's call them "advanced wildlife." So, the advanced wildlife is just trying to work on the level of a master, like... oh, me. Work with it! Nothing will bring hunnies and some guys to camp faster than explaining the abundance of love to be found. Why not add a little spice, and mention the underwear tree? 'The finest lingerie, available as though it grows on trees.' It'll be no good if I'm not here, of course, but surely you wouldn't send me away after I've come so far just to be your knight in shining armor? If all of these suggestions are too much to handle, I understand. We can do things the easy way. After all, I've got just the perfect picture of me to hand out~
Voting took place here! 96% in kasljda aaaaah THANK YOU SO MUCH.