Help needed

[dearquill]

Let's see, how should I put this...

I have several items in my possession that I need to get rid of. Permanently, preferably. Does anyone have any ideas as to how I can accomplish this?

Comments

[j_mcclain]

I guess that would depend on what you wanted to get rid of?

[dearquill]

... Clothes?

[j_mcclain]

I'm not sure why you'd want to destroy clothes, but I suppose you could burn them, or tear them to pieces?

[dearquill]

Yes, I considered burning them, but where would I burn them? I don't think the Warden would be that wiling to hand over fire to a prisoner.

[j_mcclain]

Borrow a lighter from someone and do it in the corner of the recreation area.

[dearquill]

And where do you suppose I would get my hands on a lighter?

[j_mcclain]

People are allowed to smoke in here. Surely those that do would have a lighter? Perhaps you could borrow one?