Dear Queen #1
Author's Note: So, as your authors have been working on War is Never Cheap Here (so much editing!), we've found various ways to keep ourselves amused. Mostly, it's with these letters - written by Bann Teagan as a parody of the letters Ser Cauthrien will be sending to Queen Anora as she investigates the Bann and reports in. They're just a bit of fun, to accompany the serious story we're writing, and we hope you enjoy them. The next chapter of War is Never Cheap Here will be up this Friday, and we'll have another "Dear Queen" letter up next Tuesday. Thanks for reading!
RODE LIKE A DEMON TO RAINSFERE. I WANTED TO BEAT UP BANN TEAGAN AFTER HE KEPT ME WAITING OUTSIDE, BUT THEN HE WAS MUCH NICER AND BETTER LOOKING THAN I EXPECTED, WHICH IS CONFUSING. BUT, MAYBE I'LL STILL FIGHT HIM LATER.
AFTER DINNER, I GOT DRUNK AND USED UP ALL MY INVESTIGATIVE TALENTS. HERE'S WHAT I LEARNED:
HE REALLY IS VERY NICE AND GRACIOUS AND I LIKE HIS LAUGH.
HE IS LOOKING FOR ALISTAIR, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE FOUND.
ALSO, HE DOES WANT TO FUCK THE WARDEN-COMMANDER, BUT SHE'S TURNED HIM DOWN (I THINK).
AFTER MY FIRST DAY, I'VE ALSO LEARNED HE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE IN PERSON, AND I'M VERY SORRY FOR BURNING HIS LANDS. HE'S TOO NICE TO ME AND I THINK I SHOULD STAY HERE SO I CAN MAKE IT UP TO HIM. ALSO, HE HAS GOOD ALE.
SINCERELY,
SER CAUTHRIEN (PROBABLY)
RODE LIKE A DEMON TO RAINSFERE. I WANTED TO BEAT UP BANN TEAGAN AFTER HE KEPT ME WAITING OUTSIDE, BUT THEN HE WAS MUCH NICER AND BETTER LOOKING THAN I EXPECTED, WHICH IS CONFUSING. BUT, MAYBE I'LL STILL FIGHT HIM LATER.
AFTER DINNER, I GOT DRUNK AND USED UP ALL MY INVESTIGATIVE TALENTS. HERE'S WHAT I LEARNED:
HE REALLY IS VERY NICE AND GRACIOUS AND I LIKE HIS LAUGH.
HE IS LOOKING FOR ALISTAIR, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE FOUND.
ALSO, HE DOES WANT TO FUCK THE WARDEN-COMMANDER, BUT SHE'S TURNED HIM DOWN (I THINK).
AFTER MY FIRST DAY, I'VE ALSO LEARNED HE IS MORE ATTRACTIVE IN PERSON, AND I'M VERY SORRY FOR BURNING HIS LANDS. HE'S TOO NICE TO ME AND I THINK I SHOULD STAY HERE SO I CAN MAKE IT UP TO HIM. ALSO, HE HAS GOOD ALE.
SINCERELY,
SER CAUTHRIEN (PROBABLY)