DEAR QUEEN #7
Author's Note: So, as your authors have been working on War is Never Cheap Here (so much editing!), we've found various ways to keep ourselves amused. Mostly, it's with these letters - written by Bann Teagan as a parody of the letters Ser Cauthrien will be sending to Queen Anora as she investigates the Bann and reports in. They're just a bit of fun, to accompany the serious story we're writing, and we hope you enjoy them!
Again, we have to apologize that your writers forgot when Tuesday was and we're a little late getting this week's Dear Queen letter up. But we hope you enjoy it. Better late than never, right?
DEAR QUEEN,
SO I HAD THIS DREAM. IT WAS ABOUT YOUR FATHER. HE TRIED TO EAT MY FACE AND I FOUND IT EXTREMELY UPSETTING. THANKFULLY, TEAGAN WAS THERE IN THE MORNING TO SET THINGS RIGHT AGAIN.
MY BAD DREAM HAD THE ADDED BENEFIT OF HELPING ME SEE HOW KIND TEAGAN HAS BEEN TO ME. I DON'T THINK HE WOULD HAUNT ME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE ANYWAY.
WE SET SOME GROUND RULES FOR THE INVESTIGATION WHERE TEAGAN IS IN CHARGE. AND I THINK I TRUST HIM TO BE IN CHARGE, AND TO STILL LISTEN TO MY OPINIONS AND ADVICE. I'M NOT REALLY USED TO IT AT ALL, BUT HE DOES LISTEN TO ME. I THINK HE'LL DO OKAY.
MAKER GIVE YOU BETTER DREAMS THAN MINE.
SINCERELY,
SER CAUTHRIEN (PROBABLY)
Again, we have to apologize that your writers forgot when Tuesday was and we're a little late getting this week's Dear Queen letter up. But we hope you enjoy it. Better late than never, right?
DEAR QUEEN,
SO I HAD THIS DREAM. IT WAS ABOUT YOUR FATHER. HE TRIED TO EAT MY FACE AND I FOUND IT EXTREMELY UPSETTING. THANKFULLY, TEAGAN WAS THERE IN THE MORNING TO SET THINGS RIGHT AGAIN.
MY BAD DREAM HAD THE ADDED BENEFIT OF HELPING ME SEE HOW KIND TEAGAN HAS BEEN TO ME. I DON'T THINK HE WOULD HAUNT ME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE ANYWAY.
WE SET SOME GROUND RULES FOR THE INVESTIGATION WHERE TEAGAN IS IN CHARGE. AND I THINK I TRUST HIM TO BE IN CHARGE, AND TO STILL LISTEN TO MY OPINIONS AND ADVICE. I'M NOT REALLY USED TO IT AT ALL, BUT HE DOES LISTEN TO ME. I THINK HE'LL DO OKAY.
MAKER GIVE YOU BETTER DREAMS THAN MINE.
SINCERELY,
SER CAUTHRIEN (PROBABLY)