Dear Queen #5
Author's Note: So, as your authors have been working on War is Never Cheap Here (so much editing!), we've found various ways to keep ourselves amused. Mostly, it's with these letters - written by Bann Teagan as a parody of the letters Ser Cauthrien will be sending to Queen Anora as she investigates the Bann and reports in. They're just a bit of fun, to accompany the serious story we're writing, and we hope you enjoy them. The next chapter of War is Never Cheap Here will be up this Friday, and we'll have another "Dear Queen" letter up next Tuesday. Thanks for reading!
PS. Your authors totally spaced that yesterday was Tuesday. Please forgive us and enjoy today's letter. :D
DEAR QUEEN,
I HAVE BEEN SPENDING A LOT, INDEED, QUITE A BIT OF CLOSE AND PERSONAL TIME WITH BANN TEAGAN, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. I PROMISE I AM HOLDING HIM TO THE PROMISE OF DISCRETION.
I DID MAKE ONE SMALL MISSTEP RECENTLY, BY LETTING HIM SPAR WITH ME IN THE PRACTICE YARD. I DIDN'T BEAT HIM TOO BADLY, BUT OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE NOT TO THAT STAGE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP YET. MAYBE SOME DAY. AT LEAST THIS TIME, I DIDN'T CAUSE ANY VISIBLE DAMAGE TO HIM.
ALSO, YOU KNOW THOSE ANTIVAN MURDER MYSTERIES YOU LIKE? GOOD NEWS! I THINK THERE'S A MYSTERY AFOOT HERE IN RAINESFERE.
INVESTIGATIVELY YOURS,
SER CAUTHRIEN (PROBABLY)
PS. Your authors totally spaced that yesterday was Tuesday. Please forgive us and enjoy today's letter. :D
DEAR QUEEN,
I HAVE BEEN SPENDING A LOT, INDEED, QUITE A BIT OF CLOSE AND PERSONAL TIME WITH BANN TEAGAN, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. I PROMISE I AM HOLDING HIM TO THE PROMISE OF DISCRETION.
I DID MAKE ONE SMALL MISSTEP RECENTLY, BY LETTING HIM SPAR WITH ME IN THE PRACTICE YARD. I DIDN'T BEAT HIM TOO BADLY, BUT OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE NOT TO THAT STAGE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP YET. MAYBE SOME DAY. AT LEAST THIS TIME, I DIDN'T CAUSE ANY VISIBLE DAMAGE TO HIM.
ALSO, YOU KNOW THOSE ANTIVAN MURDER MYSTERIES YOU LIKE? GOOD NEWS! I THINK THERE'S A MYSTERY AFOOT HERE IN RAINESFERE.
INVESTIGATIVELY YOURS,
SER CAUTHRIEN (PROBABLY)