Dear Queen #4
Author's Note: So, as your authors have been working on War is Never Cheap Here (so much editing!), we've found various ways to keep ourselves amused. Mostly, it's with these letters - written by Bann Teagan as a parody of the letters Ser Cauthrien will be sending to Queen Anora as she investigates the Bann and reports in. They're just a bit of fun, to accompany the serious story we're writing, and we hope you enjoy them. The next chapter of War is Never Cheap Here will be up this Friday, and we'll have another "Dear Queen" letter up next Tuesday. Thanks for reading!
DEAR QUEEN,
I WENT BACK TO RAINESFERE WITH TEAGAN. WE ALL KNEW I WOULD. ON THE WAY WE HAD A TALK ABOUT THIS WORD - DISCRETION. I INSISTED ON IT, IN FACT.
WHEN WE GOT BACK TO HIS HOUSE, I MADE SURE TO PUT THE SUMMER SWORD IN A TIME OUT. AND THEN LATER I PLAYED NURSE TO THE BROKEN PIECES OF TEAGAN'S FACE. MAYBE NEXT TIME, HE'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT TELLING ME THE TRUTH. (I DOUBT IT).
TEAGAN GAVE ME A REAL SPELLING LESSON. A REALLY REAL ONE. AND A BOOK ON THE HISTORY OF RAINESFERE - FOR READING. WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR DAD SOME. IT WAS AWKWARD. THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT DRILLING.
TO DISTRACT ME HE INVITED ME BACK TO HIS ROOM.
DISCREETLY YOURS,
SER CAUTHRIEN (PROBABLY)
DEAR QUEEN,
I WENT BACK TO RAINESFERE WITH TEAGAN. WE ALL KNEW I WOULD. ON THE WAY WE HAD A TALK ABOUT THIS WORD - DISCRETION. I INSISTED ON IT, IN FACT.
WHEN WE GOT BACK TO HIS HOUSE, I MADE SURE TO PUT THE SUMMER SWORD IN A TIME OUT. AND THEN LATER I PLAYED NURSE TO THE BROKEN PIECES OF TEAGAN'S FACE. MAYBE NEXT TIME, HE'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT TELLING ME THE TRUTH. (I DOUBT IT).
TEAGAN GAVE ME A REAL SPELLING LESSON. A REALLY REAL ONE. AND A BOOK ON THE HISTORY OF RAINESFERE - FOR READING. WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR DAD SOME. IT WAS AWKWARD. THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT DRILLING.
TO DISTRACT ME HE INVITED ME BACK TO HIS ROOM.
DISCREETLY YOURS,
SER CAUTHRIEN (PROBABLY)