Dec 08, 2010 09:16
OKAY. WTF.
So we get like, a month straight of the Kurt Hummel Hour, and then out of nowhere we get ONE SCENE? They could at least have put him in the scene at the end when they were trimming Schuester's tree. I could have cried when I saw he wasn't there. :(
-Kurt got a Schuester hug, and picked out an excellent gift for Sue. (lol). And the fact that he finally admitted he's in love with Blaine (after about a month; oh hunny, too fast, too hard, all over again) almost made up for the fact that he was only in one scene. /arrrrggg Colfer withdrawl
-Lauren I am beginning to like. I found her Santa wish amusing, and her commentary on the slush from the parking lot hilarious. :D
-Brartie I am totes shipping now, because that was the cutest fucking thing ever.
-Brittany is officially the most adorable character ever. I about died from cuteness overload when I saw her saying good night to her Barbie and Ken. /meltsssss
-Artie can walk with the help of something from some dude in Israel. First of all, wow. Second of all, awwwww! Third of all, ha. Tina's reaction was priceless. Why yes, that's right, Cohen-Chang, Brittany S'Pierce was the one with Artie when he could finally walk again. Not you. Maybe next time you should reconsider breaking up with that fine specimen of man.
-Mike Chang looked adorable, and actually got a bunch of lines. :D (And I want what he wants for the holidays. ;P)
-Tina is so racist. She needs an Asian Santa? Not cool. (I still love her~ <3 And she would not look like Jackie Chan.)
-Santana was superjealous of Artie, and Mike, when they interacted with Brittany. 'cause she wants her Britts back. :/ (Btw. It wasn't her hair. What?)
-Rachel I felt so bad for. He just weirdly left her at the tree place, and -- gasp! -- has Finchel really ended for good? I'd be lying if I said I didn't want for Finchel to break up (Rach can do a thousand times better), but I always figured she'd be the one breaking up with him. :,(
-Finn annoyed me with his pep speechs. Just saying.
-Sam was adorable, and I found his request for chapstick -- lots and lots of chapstick -- to be funny. (Though I, in denial of his apparent straight as a board-ness, prefer to think that he asked for it so he wouldn't have to keep borrowing Brittany's lip-candy.)
-Quinn was beautiful as ever. (She does have excellent bone structure.) And Santa -- ohhhh, Santa. luls. "Do you have anything for stretch marks?"
-Mercedes wants a pony. YESYESYES. PONY FOR 'CEDES. She could name it Glitter. BD
I found the scene where they told Schuester about all the things they stole to be hilarious. Especially Santana's. XD
I was annoyed by Last Christmas, because I hate the song, but I liked Lea Michele's parts. The bit we got of "We Need a Little Christmas" was cute (and the fact that a teacher threw a shoe at them made me lmao to no end). The song about the Island of Misfit Toys of which I don't know the name was a trainwreck, but a cute trainwreck. <3 Baby, it's Cold Outside was naturally fan-freaking-tastic. And the other Lea Michele song was very nice -- and a band kid got a line!!
But what was with Rachel's hats? They were all floppy and depressing .
ship:break a leg - i love you,
char:everything's fine - but it's not,
char:stranger bitch mcdouchefuck,
ship:someone special?,
sinn,
char:can't sing,
char:gold stars are kinda my thing,
char:straight-up bitch,
char:making it rain,
char:girl who thinks she's a stripper,
char:i just want someone to love me,
ship:his legs don't work!!1!,
season two,
dalton academy,
char:it's called being sassy,
song:right this very minute,
person:being yourself is badass,
person:you look really ugly,
char:i'm in love with myself,
char:eat your heart out kate middleton,
person:never forgive and never forget,
char:you think this is hard?,
char:a guy who has stepped in it,
char:i spell woman z-i-z-e-s,
ship:hope that dies in a cage,
song:say what's in this drink?,
series:ironic show choirs,
ship:dim sum with your mom,
02x10,
char:dear grilled cheesus,
ep:a scooter for jimmy,
ship:i'll love you like never before