Mission Accomplished.

[dearieplease]

What's this? T'was only my first day of Lon~san's long-awaited return, and already, the great Kami~sama has issued an order of dire importance. (In his own, special way, too. Oh, Kami~sama, your enthusiasm is noted.)

I live to please in more ways than one, and carry out orders without hesitation

Comments

[stfu_edward]

MY EYES DID NOT NEED TO SUFFER SUCH HORRORS!!!!

[dearieplease]

I'm merely carrying out my orders, Winry~chan.

[stfu_edward]

sDAHB hdsjhj dshajH Djhsjdhsja HDj

DO WE HAVE ANY SOAP? I NEED TO WASH MY EYES.

[dearieplease]

You'll hurt Simon's feelings, dear~

[stfu_edward]

How would me being disgusted over porn upset him?

[dearieplease]

One would think you wwere disgusted at him, instead~ You know how sensitive children his age are.

[upyourscolonel]

Look at me instead, I am man pretty.

[dearieplease]

I~A~W~T~C &hearts

[upyourscolonel]

I'm also way too young for you and into women.

[dearieplease]

Hmm. I'm sure you're flexible.

[upyourscolonel]

I'm not even going to ask you to elaborate on that.

[dearieplease]

Pity. I was hoping you would.

[upyourscolonel]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Well, I got nothin' better to do. ELABORATE.

[dearieplease]

Hmm. I'm sure you're flexible.

I was merely hinting at your possible bisexuality. Did you expect something more, Ed~kun?

[upyourscolonel]

I don't like penises.

I figured you coulda meant flexible as in physically.

[dearieplease]

You only hear what you want to hear. Was that what you wanted to hear?