dork? me?
Okay, so Meghann has "tagged" me as a dork, I must say I am surprised and offended. That is until I actually thought about it. I hate myself for doing this but I don't think a whole lot of people will respond to Meghann's "tagging" so I feel the need to participate. Why Melissa is a dork:
1. I watch the food network like its my job. I know all of the chefs, times the shows come on, and I have very strong opinion of all of the shows. You don't fuck with Alton Brown my friends. In fact, as I write this I am watching the food work. Truly sad.
2. I talk to myself. Though this doesn't sound that strange, I have found that I talk to myself even when many other people are around. I talk myself through things and often make absolutely no sense to other people while I am doing it. I will even talk to myself when I am helping customers at work.
3. I clean when I am drunk. I mean I really really clean and get a sick enjoyment out of it. I don't even have to be at my own house, I will clean at other houses too. I also clean when I am stressed out or upset. I makes me very happy. Dammit.
4. I love dogs far more than I love people. I will kill anyone if they hurt my dogs. I REFUSE to watch any movie that has any sort of doggy violence. I cry everytime I see the pedegree "we're for puppies" commercial and the k9 advantix commercial. they are just so damn cute.
5.I am deathly afraid of escaladers at the mall. especially if they are on the top floor. I am trying to work though this fear but I still hesitate for a very long time before I will get on one and I hold on for dear life when I get on.
I am not tagging anyone. If you want to write why you're a dork, you go right ahead.
1. I watch the food network like its my job. I know all of the chefs, times the shows come on, and I have very strong opinion of all of the shows. You don't fuck with Alton Brown my friends. In fact, as I write this I am watching the food work. Truly sad.
2. I talk to myself. Though this doesn't sound that strange, I have found that I talk to myself even when many other people are around. I talk myself through things and often make absolutely no sense to other people while I am doing it. I will even talk to myself when I am helping customers at work.
3. I clean when I am drunk. I mean I really really clean and get a sick enjoyment out of it. I don't even have to be at my own house, I will clean at other houses too. I also clean when I am stressed out or upset. I makes me very happy. Dammit.
4. I love dogs far more than I love people. I will kill anyone if they hurt my dogs. I REFUSE to watch any movie that has any sort of doggy violence. I cry everytime I see the pedegree "we're for puppies" commercial and the k9 advantix commercial. they are just so damn cute.
5.I am deathly afraid of escaladers at the mall. especially if they are on the top floor. I am trying to work though this fear but I still hesitate for a very long time before I will get on one and I hold on for dear life when I get on.
I am not tagging anyone. If you want to write why you're a dork, you go right ahead.