Jul 18, 2010 03:04
Hey muse.
I know, you're itching to get out and make the universe know of your presence. I know you enjoy laughing at the misfortune of others, and that kid's reaction to your laser was pretty funny. But you are driving me batshit crazy and it's only been two days.
You are loud. Louder than any muse I've had in the past.
And stop screeching at the other muses. They may not take any drastic measures to shut you up, but it doesn't mean they won't do it eventually. And I don't want that kind of fight going on in the middle of my head.
For the love of all that is holy, please chill the fuck out.
NO YOU CANNOT HUNT DOWN HIS MUN AND TEST YOUR LASERS ON HER.
Oh god where is the volume control on you?