Well, what the Nexus was lacking today was its quota of half-naked underage strippers. So here you go: one Brody, currently female thanks to the cursed ring she (the pronoun we will henceforth be using because this shit is confusing) is wearing, in a bikini, a festive hat, and boots with a seven (yes, seven) inch heel. She is not doing anything to
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"Wanna borrow my jacket?" He doesn't need it, and as a bonus it's practically new and doesn't smell. "I don't really need it."
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"I was being a dick 'round that time, and I got people hurt." This is the answer to one of the questions, at least, and it is also a lie. He got people killed.
He's studying Brody, he can't help it, and he mostly looks concerned. He can't think of Brody in a sexual way, despite (or maybe partly because of, it's complicated) the attraction of the boy...girl's blood. It's a parental instinct, and he's all but admitted it outloud, but there's nothing he can really do and he knows it.
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"Well, that's specific. Quit lookin' at me like that." She spins around, hooking one colossal stiletto heel in the stool.
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"I think I'm pretty stereotypical feminine, I won't lie or anything...those are some really high heels, by the way." The hat and the bikini don't phase her, nor does Brody's apparent gender. But the shoes! Oh, the humanity. "Also! How are you?"
She doesn't expect an answer like 'well, I fell down a flight of stairs made of fists', but it's what you ask anyway.
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He is going to ignore the first qustion as it does not apply to him, and answer to the second. "However is most convenient for my purposes."
....Says the man who danced a lovely dance in a skirt for this very tinygoth, not so long ago.
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He's... yeah, he's just going to keep talking, how about that. "What d'you mean by gender stereotypes? I don't like sports much, if that's what you mean. Curling's all right, I suppose...sort of relaxing to watch, curling. Peaceful, like. Puts you almost in a Zen state, doesn't it, all that sliding. I don't mind it."
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"Well, you see..." Dude passes his tongue across his lips in preparation for, er, whatever this is going to become, presumably some form of explanation. "Curling...is a bit like bowling on a sheet of ice, that's somehow nubbly and very slippy, slippery, at the same time. Only there's brooms. And...a button." An unnecessarily long pause occurs here, and then his face screws up a little, sort of incredulously. "Really? Boys don't gossip?"
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"That's the stereotype. Cattiness is um, traditionally a feminine trait, soooo people think of only girls and gay guys--who are allowed to be feminine because it makes their sexuality less um, threatening to most people--as being allowed to be gossipy."
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