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"Hello Nexus, I hope that you're all well and content with yourself. I've come here today with two questions for you."
"First, on a practical note, if you could have anything at all, what would you ask for?"
"Second -- purely hypothetical and in no way related to the first, of course -- what would you do if you were to come across a genie in a bottle and you, being wise and knowing the ways of genies, knew that they are tricky creatures who like to interpret wishes in all manner of horrid and quasi-literal ways?"
"First, on a practical note, if you could have anything at all, what would you ask for?"
"Second -- purely hypothetical and in no way related to the first, of course -- what would you do if you were to come across a genie in a bottle and you, being wise and knowing the ways of genies, knew that they are tricky creatures who like to interpret wishes in all manner of horrid and quasi-literal ways?"