text ; so so so very extremely anon ; invisibly locked from unhexed

[bangyoudead]

I don't know how to word this, bear with me here

Comments

[majorshoefetish]

Fuck around with a number three. Waiting for one and two is a waste of precious time.

An alternative is that you can get so drunk that you forget both of them and who you are at the same time.

anon etc

[bangyoudead]

Worthy suggestions, all.

It's the stupidest thing. How do people even deal with timing and ... fucking emotions normally? Marriage and a house and 2.5 kids. How are they not insane?

[majorshoefetish]

Hell if I know. I did the marriage and house thing. I can't get those years back no matter how hard I try. Run away while you still can.

[bangyoudead]

There is less than zero chance of that happening in any situation, but it's still a bizarre thought. (My condolences, by the by.)

[majorshoefetish]

At least now there's zero chance of you losing your marbles because you have a husband or wife driving you to the brink of murder. I say you're ahead of the game right now, pros and cons nonwithstanding. (Condolences accepted.)

Question because I'm curious as the proverbial cat: on a scale of 1 to 10, how are A and B in the looks department?

[bangyoudead]

Oh man. Both are above and beyond.

[majorshoefetish]

And just screwing B's brains out is not an option? No date, no dinner, just hot monkey sex where each other goes home right after and keeps their mouth shut.

[bangyoudead]

No, not really, we're friends and we see each other a lot. Daily basis kind of a lot.

[majorshoefetish]

Then you're shit out of luck.

[bangyoudead]

Aaaaawesome.