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[themasterspeaks]

*The Master is hanging around the Nexis looking rather bored. He's never been here before but he can't say he's incredibly impressed. After the sign at the entrance though he *really* shouldn't have been expecting anything worth grabbing his attention. He does, however, have a question

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[lifeisscience]

What possible use could a holiday like that be to you?

[themasterspeaks]

"My dear Rani, what a pleasant surprise. It doesn't have to be useful you know, because it's fun . Don't you think it'd be fun?"

[lifeisscience]

Why would it be fun? It's a holiday. A human holiday, at that.

Human holidays are incredibly dull.

[themasterspeaks]

"Well, naturally I'd have to teach them how to celebrate in style. Easy done though. Lots of blood. And chocolate. I don't think even humans could mess that up."

[lifeisscience]

I think you're overestimating them. The Doctor must be rubbing off on you.

[Have a sneer.]

[themasterspeaks]

"Oh trust me my dear Rani, no overestimation. It is in their very nature after all, despite what the Doctor tells me. I know, I've seen it."

*Have a smirk back*

[lifeisscience]

They're animals. They eat, they sleep, and sometimes they kill each other over imaginary lines they drew on a map. They call it evolution. I call it pathetic.

If you want to watch a good fight to the death, Tellurian mountain geese perform much more elegantly than humans.