Oh, G

[tastes_of_honey]

::Schuldig is dressed something like a classic banker stereotype in bowler hat and pin-striped suit and has a spiffy walking cane. No spats at least. Smiling widely, he's lounging on a Nexus couch.::

Why is that so many brands' black bean soups seem to have corn as their major ingredient?

If that doesn't thrill you, what's your favorite guilty

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[shutupk9]

The Doctor wrinkles his nose at the idea of black bean soup, but gives and answer anyway. "Perhaps because corn enhances the flavor. Either that or they needed something in the food, to fill out the soup."

You'll notice how he skips over the other question.

[tastes_of_honey]

I could see it as an accent flavor, but black bean soup shouldn't mostly taste of corn. It's wrong!

[shutupk9]

"If it mostly tastes of corn, then you're right. Someone is doing the soup very wrong. It should taste like black beans."

[tastes_of_honey]

Precisely! This is a wrong that should be righted!

[shutupk9]

But of course!

Though...how?

[tastes_of_honey]

I don't know. There are too many brands doing it! How can we bring the word to all of them?

[shutupk9]

"Oh, that's easy. All we need is a worldwide television station, a viewing audience and this." He wiggles his sonic screwdriver, grinning happily.

[tastes_of_honey]

I don't think we have any worldwide television stations yet. What a shame.

Nice tool. What can you do with it? ::Just because Brad is a bit of a sci-fi fan doesn't mean this sonic screwdriver is what Schu has seen on TV or DVD.::

[shutupk9]

"Pity.

Oh, the sonic screwdriver? I don't remember what all it does fully. But it can open locked doors, can detect anti-matter, can do this helpful spark thing, and it does something with electronics. I'm not sure." The Doctor frowns at the sonic screwdriver, looking it over. What did it do with electronics...oh well!

[tastes_of_honey]

Sounds very handy. Not that I spend much time around anti-matter. Though maybe I do and just don't know it because I don't have a sonic screwdriver. By contrast, my guns just fire projectiles and can be used to smack and intimidate people.

[shutupk9]

The Doctor shrugged. "I don't like guns all that much, but to each his own."