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not_a_shadow in dear_multiverse

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Mar 26, 2009 15:13

Fine, Nexus. You know what? Let's talk about sex. Why do all of you care so much about it? Why is it such a big damn deal to everyone to the point of obsession?

Enlighten me, Nexus. I'm sure you can.

EDIT: No details! Please, I really don't need to know about your sex life.

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striped_wings March 26 2009, 22:22:48 UTC

I'm an incubus, and literally can't live without it? ^__^

[text] not_a_shadow March 26 2009, 22:25:55 UTC

I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I'll take your word for it.

Re: [text] striped_wings March 26 2009, 22:28:06 UTC

Besides air, water, food, and so on, I need sexual energy to survive. Been that way since puberty.

Re: [text] not_a_shadow March 26 2009, 22:30:41 UTC

Oh. That sort of incubus. I need to work on my ability to look things up, sorry.

That seems reasonable, but a pain in the long run.

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[ text ] tyne_dyed_devil March 26 2009, 23:28:06 UTC

I have a better idea!

Let's NOT and say we did.

Re: [ text ] not_a_shadow March 26 2009, 23:31:05 UTC

I didn't ask for details. Look, reread it. No details, no 'tell me about how awesome your sex life is,' no 'Reilly Tyne, tell me about your sexlife.'

Really, please don't. It's a generic and reasonable question!

Re: [ text ] tyne_dyed_devil March 26 2009, 23:34:54 UTC

You're going to get details anyway. Not from me, never from me, but you know someone will supply them.

Actual Answer: Probably because most of the people here are either a) not having sex b) repressed c) simply obsessed or d) any mix of the above.

Re: [ text ] not_a_shadow March 26 2009, 23:38:13 UTC

I should have thought of that, I really should have.. I'll have to fix the question.

Really? Because to hear them talk, it sounds like that's all they do.

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sable_mind March 27 2009, 00:35:39 UTC

"It's fun. But I blame the chemicals in my head." Because you can blame everything on the chemicals in your head. Well, you can in this case, anyway.

not_a_shadow March 27 2009, 00:39:34 UTC

You blame your hormones for not having healthier habits? That still seems to imply you're at fault.

sable_mind March 27 2009, 00:42:34 UTC

"Yep, well, it's not necessarily my fault that I just happen to see sexy people and want to sleep with them. I guess the whole not resisting temptation thing is my fault, but it's such a hard thing to resist. And why bother resisting?"

not_a_shadow March 27 2009, 00:48:10 UTC

So 'just go for it' is your philosophy?

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yourbadwolf March 27 2009, 00:44:48 UTC

Spoken like a true virgin.

not_a_shadow March 27 2009, 00:47:02 UTC

I'm sorry you prefer to be an ass rather than answer the question.

yourbadwolf March 27 2009, 01:07:10 UTC

Ok. Ok. This is me answering your question rather than being an ass.

I guess people like talking about sex because it's nice. I wouldn't say that everyone here's obsessed with it...

Actually, it does seem like most of the Nexus is obsessed with sex. Huh.

not_a_shadow March 27 2009, 01:11:09 UTC

Thank you for using your powers of observation so well.

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[text] not_a_shadow March 27 2009, 01:02:50 UTC

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Shut up, Hannah. No one will read into that but you, and that's not even what I'm talking about.

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Re: [locked text] not_a_shadow March 27 2009, 01:06:54 UTC

Stop using the internet, you're bad at it.

It's fine, really.

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