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[icanhazdeathplz]

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[icanhazdeathplz]

Your bloodPettings. Don't you just want to run away as fast as possiblesay how cute he is?

[icanhazdeathplz]

Sure ya do. All that nice delicious blood flowing through your veins doing nothing but keeping you alive.

[harmon1ca]

Kitty!

Harmony reaches out to scratch behind his ears.

[icanhazdeathplz]

CAT VOMITING FIERY BLOOD TO THE FACE!

Only not, because the AV field blocks it, thus making angry cat even angrier.

[harmon1ca]

"EW!"

Harmony jumps back, glares at the cat, and turns to walk away. The kitty's not so cute now.

[cosmic_stargirl]

Stargirl sits astride her cosmic rod and watches the kitty, head cocked to one side.

[icanhazdeathplz]

RUN AWAY!PET THE KITTY!

[cosmic_stargirl]

Stargirl might be blonde, but she's not stupid.

Instead, she just keeps on watching.

The kitty is adorable.

But Stargirl's not stupid.

[metody_green]

Self preservation instinct what?

"A kitty!" Metody kneels and offers his hand to the blue kitten, delighted. "Hello, there. Can you talk?"

This is a fair question here.

[icanhazdeathplz]

No, but he can DEVOUR YOUR HAND!

Well, if the AV-field hadn't prevented him from trying it.

[metody_green]

"Aww!"

He laughs at what look like little love-bites to him, then tries to scratch the kitten behind the ears.

"Aren't you just the cutest little thing! I wonder who put you in clothes?"

[icanhazdeathplz]

No! Not ear scratches! EYEBALL GOUGING...that is deflected by the AV-field again.

[scares_monsters]

A little two-year-old crawls up to the little red kitty of rage.

"Kitty!" She squees, clapping her hands. "Kitty!"

[icanhazdeathplz]

HISSING AND ENRAGED CLAWING...that is blocked by the AV-field.

[scares_monsters]

Pause.

Wibble.

"Kitty?"

[icanhazdeathplz]

RAGE KITTY CARES NOT FOR YOUR WIBBLING!