(no subject)
A short fellow in too many colours and no shoes strides into the Nexus. He looks tired. And angry.
"Right. I've assessed the damage. It is Not. Good. There are temporal fluctuations on a vast scale all across the Nexus, not only on personal levels, but area-effect levels as well. People are not only ageing or de-ageing along their own timestreams, but apparently have also been semi-relocated into other eras entirely, to the effect that they believe that they originate from that era rather than their own.
As is distressingly typical for this place, this phenomenon is entirely random. Also, it is not only affecting what is already here but spontaneously bringing in dislocated beings and objects.
No, I had nothing to do with it.
No, I do not know the cause of it, but I am trying to find said cause. The corrupted timestreams have proliferated to such an extent that the cause is very difficult to trace. It will take a lot of work to find.
I suppose, in a reversal of the usual protocols, I should end this by asking: has anyone got any questions for me?"
"Right. I've assessed the damage. It is Not. Good. There are temporal fluctuations on a vast scale all across the Nexus, not only on personal levels, but area-effect levels as well. People are not only ageing or de-ageing along their own timestreams, but apparently have also been semi-relocated into other eras entirely, to the effect that they believe that they originate from that era rather than their own.
As is distressingly typical for this place, this phenomenon is entirely random. Also, it is not only affecting what is already here but spontaneously bringing in dislocated beings and objects.
No, I had nothing to do with it.
No, I do not know the cause of it, but I am trying to find said cause. The corrupted timestreams have proliferated to such an extent that the cause is very difficult to trace. It will take a lot of work to find.
I suppose, in a reversal of the usual protocols, I should end this by asking: has anyone got any questions for me?"