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Booster Gold, world renowned superhero, saviour of the fabric of time and space along with the world as we know it many times over, and all-around good guy - wait, that's the wrong introduction. Hold please.
Okay, here we go. Ahem. Booster Gold, media-pandering superhero who somehow managed to gain membership in one or two of the Justice Leagues and their offspring superteams over the years, well-intentioned but ineffectual do-gooder who has more advertising campaigns than superpowers or arch-nemeses, flies into the Nexus with his futuristic golden security robot, Skeets, close behind. And with a behind like that, who can blame him? Booster appears to be clutching a sheaf of papers, which he shakes accusingly at the assembled Nexus. Is... he trying to fight villainy with mass paper-cuts?
"This is not good, people! Hey! Pay attention, major superhero over here with a serious emergency announcement! Skeets do we have time to play the tape so they know who I am?"
"No, sir, I'm afraid not D: Your Boosterificness will just have to carry you through unaided!" Skeets bobs apologetically.
"Great, well, they can just blame this on Green Lantern if they want." Booster rolls his eyes behind the goggles, then shakes the papers as he addresses the Nexus at large again. Aggressively. It is totally threatening, shake in your boots, villains. "HEY! The Nexus has leaked into my reality and replaced some really important documents with flashy graphics! You need to come claim your stupid pictures before the Justice League realises half their membership certificates are missing!"
"Because you took them down, sir."
"For their own good!" Booster flails momentarily. "You don't think Batman will be able to tell do you? Er, I mean, we're in the right place, right?"
"My historical records indicate that this is the correct juncture, sir."
"Right, then - wait, you have historical records of the Nexus? Why would - no, no, I don't want to know. Pictures! CLAIM THEM!!"
1. not_a_shadow as guessed by secondisthebest
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7. neverspeakoftha guessed by the_othergeek
8. Emi Rogerson (intheflameof guessed by prettymetalbird
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12. invioletwill guessed by not_aheroine
13. Alex Hill (pocket_pirate) as guessed by grumpypuss
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((POOL'S CLOSED - I mean, send your next batch of secrets to findingbeauty(AT)gmail(DOT)com my lovelies, yeees.))
Okay, here we go. Ahem. Booster Gold, media-pandering superhero who somehow managed to gain membership in one or two of the Justice Leagues and their offspring superteams over the years, well-intentioned but ineffectual do-gooder who has more advertising campaigns than superpowers or arch-nemeses, flies into the Nexus with his futuristic golden security robot, Skeets, close behind. And with a behind like that, who can blame him? Booster appears to be clutching a sheaf of papers, which he shakes accusingly at the assembled Nexus. Is... he trying to fight villainy with mass paper-cuts?
"This is not good, people! Hey! Pay attention, major superhero over here with a serious emergency announcement! Skeets do we have time to play the tape so they know who I am?"
"No, sir, I'm afraid not D: Your Boosterificness will just have to carry you through unaided!" Skeets bobs apologetically.
"Great, well, they can just blame this on Green Lantern if they want." Booster rolls his eyes behind the goggles, then shakes the papers as he addresses the Nexus at large again. Aggressively. It is totally threatening, shake in your boots, villains. "HEY! The Nexus has leaked into my reality and replaced some really important documents with flashy graphics! You need to come claim your stupid pictures before the Justice League realises half their membership certificates are missing!"
"Because you took them down, sir."
"For their own good!" Booster flails momentarily. "You don't think Batman will be able to tell do you? Er, I mean, we're in the right place, right?"
"My historical records indicate that this is the correct juncture, sir."
"Right, then - wait, you have historical records of the Nexus? Why would - no, no, I don't want to know. Pictures! CLAIM THEM!!"
1. not_a_shadow as guessed by secondisthebest
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7. neverspeakoftha guessed by the_othergeek
8. Emi Rogerson (intheflameof guessed by prettymetalbird
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12. invioletwill guessed by not_aheroine
13. Alex Hill (pocket_pirate) as guessed by grumpypuss
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((POOL'S CLOSED - I mean, send your next batch of secrets to findingbeauty(AT)gmail(DOT)com my lovelies, yeees.))