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[star_core]

A bear is wandering the Nexus. A very hungry bear, with nothing in his stomach at all.

"Is there anywhere I could go to find food as I am now without seeming strange?"

The bear sits down, glancing back and forth. Second question! "What would you do if all you could do was look at the things you want?"

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[the_grifter_]

Talking bears? They were usually okay. Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear, Teddy Ruxpin...okay, scratch Teddy Ruxpin. That thing was fucking creepy.

"There's pleanty of food around here. Just gotta be real careful about what you eat. As for the second part of your question...I'm kinda in the same boat right now."

[star_core]

"It doesn't matter if I'm LOLed again. It can't get too much worse than this one." He pauses, scratching one ear with a huge paw.

"What's stopping you?"

[the_grifter_]

Cole raises an eyebrow.

"Oh, it can get a lot worse. Trust me on that one."

He leans backk on his barstool and folds his hands behind his head before answering the bear's question.

"That's the damnedest thing of it all. I don't really know. Pride, maybe."

[star_core]

"I would suffocate if I tried to go back to where I live. It's bad enough now." Sadface.

"Oh, well. What do you want?"

[cockroach_boy]

Try the trash. Humans throw away the best food!

Just look at 'em, I guess.

[star_core]

"They are wasteful sometimes. It wouldn't hurt to look."

"...How sad."

[star_core]

Oh, that smells amazing~!

Peeeer. "Marloc?"

[star_core]

Gigantic bear nose goes into the meat. :3

"Yes. I was LOLed." Obviously.