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Dec 15, 2007 11:23

Luna looks rather miffed, with her arms crossed over her chest and everything, "How do you get someone to stop following you without telling your parents or your Aunt and Uncle about it?"

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tommyshepherd December 15 2007, 17:31:54 UTC

"You vaporize them," Tommy says, staring at Luna like it's the most obvious answer ever.

babywantsuckash December 15 2007, 17:35:00 UTC

"I can't do that!" Luna says. She doesn't have any powers or anything, god, Tommy is STUPID.

"I don't have any powers!"

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a kid of two heroes with NO powers?

tommyshepherd December 15 2007, 17:37:55 UTC

He grins cockily.

"You have a cousin who does."

babywantsuckash December 15 2007, 17:40:32 UTC

Yeah, the power of stupid, Luna thinks. "You wouldn't really do that for me though," she says, "Even though I'm older."

She is.

Technically. Stupid magic.

tommyshepherd December 15 2007, 17:42:35 UTC

Tommy narrows his eyes at the kid.

"You haven't even asked me yet. And no, you're NOT older."

babywantsuckash December 15 2007, 17:45:20 UTC

"Yes I am," Luna says sagely, "I'm older than you, because Mother and Father had me way before Aunt Wanda and the Vision had you and William. Then you and William got magicked older, right? So I'm older," Luna explains slowly. Hoping he'll get it.

tommyshepherd December 15 2007, 17:47:27 UTC

Tommy nods. "That makes sense. You are an old, ugly, nagging hag shoved in the body of a three-year-old anyway."

babywantsuckash December 15 2007, 17:52:29 UTC

"What?! I'm eight," Luna says harshly, "And I'm not old or ugly at all!"

tommyshepherd December 15 2007, 17:53:53 UTC

"Maybe not physically. But inside? Ouch. You make Red Skull look as hot as Storm."

babywantsuckash December 15 2007, 17:55:21 UTC

"If my insides are ugly your insides are ugly too!"

tommyshepherd December 15 2007, 19:05:41 UTC

"..." Tommy chuckles. "For someone older than me, you SUCK with the comebacks."

babywantsuckash December 15 2007, 19:36:57 UTC

"It's not a comeback, it's a fact. Everyone's insides look the same. If mine are ugly everyone else's are too!"

tommyshepherd December 15 2007, 20:13:26 UTC

"....You don't know what a metaphor or a simile is, do you?"

babywantsuckash December 15 2007, 20:18:07 UTC

"Metaphors are comparisons that don't use 'like or as.' Similes do use like or as, I pay more attention in my classes than you must!"

tommyshepherd December 15 2007, 20:19:48 UTC

"Then why the hell didn't you catch my metaphor you nerd?"

babywantsuckash December 15 2007, 20:21:53 UTC

"Because your metaphors are stupid and about my insides! That's not a metaphor!"

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