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[notaduckling]

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[victormakesart]

I'm stuck on campus, so I can't celebrate properly yet. Probably not until after finals. D:

And I can't hide it...but have some Voltaire!

[notaduckling]

voltaire is for faggoty basement dwellers!

[implausible_kid]

I like some Voltaire and I live upstairs. :(

[victormakesart]

Voltaire is some coolstuffs.

[bobby_briggs]

"I... don't want a Nagila. And I haven't had a chance to do any shopping." He digs out a substantial wad of cash. "Besides, I don't know what you kids like anymore, and get offa my lawn... here. Get you and your sister something nice," he says as he hands it over.

[notaduckling]

UNCLE BOBERT, HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO GET ME.
(HINT: IT'S LARGE WADS OF CASH.)

[implausible_kid]

Why did you give it to him, he will never share :(

[bobby_briggs]

The answer becomes plain!
Out of the wallet comes a comparably-sized wad of money, and he instructs Bekka "get something nice for you and your brother," with a grin.

Now the sticky question here is whether or not they'll also hit up their own Unca Bobert for moneys.

[redturncoat]

What's Hannukah?

[notaduckling]

It's Christmas for Jews except better because it's 8 days and we get to set shit on fire.

[redturncoat]

.. Like, buildings? Or.. like, candles? Becuase if there was a holiday in which arson was legal, I imagine I would see a lot more fires.

[lostmysword]

"T-that's a bit rude, don't you think...?" Nervous angel is so nervous you could shave yourself on his jitters---well, if you had any signs of a beard.

[andy_run]

"Oh! Oh sorry I didn't know!" D: D:

Andy rummages through his pockets and comes up with....STRING!

....:D?