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[bad_concept]

Why look, there's a lanky man in his mid-twenties who's wandered into the Nexus. He's tall, dark and seems a bit in need of a shave, and once he gets a good look at where he's ended up he looks terribly confused. This is definitely not his closet. Nothing close. So what the hell is this--oh look, a sign. Those are always quite helpful--not

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[surfer_vamp]

"Because people don't know what else to do when they get here, dude."

Y halo thar!

[bad_concept]

"What about the people who've been here awhile?"

[surfer_vamp]

A shrug. "I dunno. They have questions?"

Why thank you for pointing out the obvious, Rich.

[bad_concept]

"...way to go, I could never have known that. But why do they ask them here? 'S a bunch of strangers."

[victormakesart]

"'Cause it promotes interaction among folks here, 'specially newbies who might find themselves sorta overwhelmed."

"Nope." It was an automatic reaction for Victor. "...I don't think so, anyway, but I'm hardly th' moral center of th' Nexus."

[bad_concept]

"Hm. Well, that makes some sense. ...so 'here' is where exactly?" Not that he isn't rather convinced that this is all some peculiar hallucination. It wouldn't be the first time someone thought it'd be funny to put something in his drink.

"Didn't think you were. But what about desperation?"

[victormakesart]

"Yeah, it gives folks a focus. Nexus. Connection of universes, a field that prevents violence an' stuff 'cept by consent. It's unreliable, though. Eatin' the food an' stuff could be badstuffs 'cause they sorta cause impermanent magics."

"Oh, geeze, pro'lly not." She had a hard enough time with regular food.

[bad_concept]

"...doesn't sound like the best place to live, no offense."

"Hm. Then again, we never know what we'll do when in the worst situations." Elijah honestly doesn't know this one from experience, he's just kind of creepy. :D

[water_crown]

Somewhere, Serph sneezes. (lol)

[bad_concept]

Oh, lulz.

[leavemea_lone]

"When it's necessary for survival, jackass."

[bad_concept]

"Agreed, and thanks for the compliment."

[leavemea_lone]

"Look, nobody cares, okay? Unless you go around eating people here, the Nexus don't give a shit."

[bad_concept]

"I'm not eating people. It was just a question. It's not my problem if you have an issue with it."

[jaegermonster]

"Hey, somebody made a place, and they made a sign. You'z gonna hang out in the place, better follow the sign. Goot manners mebbe goot idea in such a veird environment vhat does enough crazy shtuff to people as iz."

"Only vhen you has enough horseradish or something to cover that aftertaste."

[bad_concept]

It takes Elijah a moment with the accent, but he catches on quickly enough. "Good reasoning, I guess."

"...so far, that's the most unique answer I've heard."