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[theticktokman]

"What, exactly, is a Tardis?" This is, obviously, a very important question. Or some such thing.

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[noirrockstar]

"Ooh! It's a time traveling police box!" says Vince excitedly.

[theticktokman]

Eye wide a bit. "For fighting crime?" This is very important, you see.

[noirrockstar]

"Sometimes, yeah. It's generally used to take adventures through space and time though."

Not like Vince needed one of those. He was always having those sorts of adventures.

[theticktokman]

"What purpose does it serve? Storage, or some such?"

[noirrockstar]

Vince laughs. "Well, it can store things. You see, it's bigger on the inside. But it's main purpose is for traveling."

[theticktokman]

"Is it?" He thinks about that for a moment. "Some sort of quantum folding mechanism?"

[noirrockstar]

"No, it doesn't fold," says Vince, keeping a smile on his face. "It just looks small and confined from the outside, but inside it's huge."

[theticktokman]

"Yes, yes, no, no, no. Quantum folding. Not literal folding. Folding space and time. It makes things larger or smaller than they appear."

[noirrockstar]

"Ahh okay," says Vince with the same smile. "Yeah, it has that then."

[theticktokman]

"Ah. Do you smile like that all of the time, or has someone given you some sort of thing?"

[noirrockstar]

"Sorry if I'm freaking you out. This is just really amusing to me."

Oh Vince. They don't call him a borderline simpleton for nothing.

[theticktokman]

"Why would that be?"

[noirrockstar]

"Well, I watch you...or someone who looks like you, rather...on the telly every week, so it's interesting to explain something that seems so obvious."