First there is the business of seating himself. Bartleby clearly doesn't spend a lot of time with his wings out or he wouldn't try to sit on a couch. Or a chair. Or anything with, you know, a back. Finally he settles (wobbly, but settled!) on a stool
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He resettles on the stool, ruffled from trying to explain. "Don't you have your own priest to confess to?"
Absolutely straight face.
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"Nahhh, parted ways some time ago. Fella up 'n' disappeared, actually." Whatever happened, he doesn't seem terribly bothered by it. "This a usual part'a the divine daily routine, or're you just killin' time?"
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It's not particularly anything: not disappointed, not resigned. He slouches forward, forearms braced against each knee, and the wings come with him -- hunched tight and silent, but still there.
"And you know I don't do cross-examination, right? Just confession. I'm not gonna hunt this down, I'm not gonna keep prodding you for info. You can tell me, you can treat me like a cop, or whatever. It's fine. That's not my job. Sure, there was a time when I would've looked at you and written down every damn last thing you ever did, thought or dreamed about doing wrong, but... heh, I mean, what is this, CSI: Multiverse? I mean, I already know."
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This particular pause stretches for a tiny, awkward eternity.
"...Oh, you think- naahh." Like this is the most casual topic in the world, like he gets that all the time, Bagwell makes a dismissive swipe with his hand. Chuckling, even. Oh, you! "That chicken flew the coop, for real an' for true. Baked me a little ol' farewell pie 'n' everything."
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He smiles affably and repeats, "No pressure."
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Today is Pain In The Ass Day in Bagwell County, apparently.
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