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From out of the shadows there emerges...

Sep 13, 2007 13:07

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dimension_bitch September 13 2007, 20:52:12 UTC

"Bat-tastic!" :D

bobby_briggs September 13 2007, 20:55:00 UTC

"Well I mean, we all Bat-love the guy, right? I just wanna see that the right Bat-analyst is selected."
He's trying So Hard to sound earnest, there!

dimension_bitch September 13 2007, 20:56:45 UTC

"I Bat-love him like he is my own Bat-child. His Bat-mind deserves to be Bat-treasured." She looks innocent! Which is unnatural.

bobby_briggs September 13 2007, 21:09:10 UTC

He smiles- and then the smile fades, and he speaks more seriously.
"The guy's obviously hurting. Hurting pretty damn bad. I really do think someone who's a professional could help him come to terms with what's tormenting him, but I'll be damned if I can pick what kind of theory's going to work best for the, uhm, Bat-Analyst."

dimension_bitch September 13 2007, 21:12:09 UTC

"I don't think there's just one thing that would work for him. It's too specialised for a broad theory."

bobby_briggs September 13 2007, 21:15:43 UTC

"...okay, yeah. Rephrase: I'm not a shrink, so if we describe Batman's neurosis as a can of baked beans, I'm pretty sure I know where the pot, the stove, and the bowls and spoons are- but I have no idea what a can opener is and I'm hoping somebody else will have a suggestion.

dimension_bitch September 13 2007, 21:19:16 UTC

She smirks slowly. "That's an interesting metaphor." And oh, yes, she does have the answer; but it's not free, sadly.

bobby_briggs September 13 2007, 21:23:34 UTC

"Well, the Bat-Boyfr-- AAGH. Okay, it's stuck in my head. My boyfriend and me had friends over for a Bat-Barbe GAH!! Barbequeue last weekend. And we didn't realize until everybody was there that the can opener was broken." A little grin.
"I... kinda wound up having to open the can with a hammer and chisel. Messy."

dimension_bitch September 13 2007, 21:28:34 UTC

She laughs softly. "Well, let's not do that, then, hm?"

bobby_briggs September 13 2007, 22:37:02 UTC

"Baked beans? Will in fact splash." He says this like it's Truly Important.

dimension_bitch September 14 2007, 10:54:50 UTC

Oh, but it is. "What a sad waste of food that is," she sighs dramatically.

bobby_briggs September 14 2007, 15:11:00 UTC

"...well, it wasn't a waste, the dog was pretty insistent that he got some of whatever the hell was in the can when I was so clearly working my butt off to get at it." He grins. "So Harley got what was on the patio."

dimension_bitch September 14 2007, 17:44:48 UTC

"I am glad to hear that there is a happy ending to this tragic tale."

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