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[driverofthedead]

A figure shimmers and appears in the Nexus. This is not THE Grim Reaper, as one might expect, but rather *A* Grim Reaper, currently dressed in work uniform and not looking very happy. He's muttering something under his breath, none of which sound like very professional language. At length, he clears his throat(?) and begins

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[balanced_snake]

Nyoka looks thoughtful. 'Are they any questions', in itself, is a loaded question.

"...I'm curious, what about those that frequently come back from the dead anyway, like ones who just-so-happened to be named 'Jean Grey'?"

[driverofthedead]

Hey, screw you, lady. Fuggin' woman has screwed up our books so much we have a "please kick this woman's ass" poster up in every single office. Goddamn her and her little "get out of death" tokens. Dunno where she keeps the damn things, but she must have some hella karma.

[balanced_snake]

Aaaaaaand watch Nyoka Laaaaaaugh. Ohgods is that funny. "HA. So very very HA."

That's when she puts on the more-innocent act, "I was just curious, of course." :3-face

[driverofthedead]

Sure you are. (Bitch.)

[grim_rube]

"Jesus-fucking-Christ, can't anyone just do their fucking job without taking a prodigious detour to make my life an eternal fucking agony?!"

[driverofthedead]

Hey, if you ask me, they should just fucking get rid of the damn holiday, but noooooo. "IT'S TRADITIONAL!" they say. I'll show them some fucking tradition.

Hey, maybe you can knock some sense into some of these mooks.

[grim_rube]

It does not appear that Rube thinks this is a good idea. In fact, that might be smoke coming from his ears.

"Once a year? Once. How do you-" Pauses while the forehead vein twitches extra vigorously, resumes, "-I'm sorry, but how do you screw something like that up?"

[driverofthedead]

The driver's too damn congenial. He doesn't go around chasing people down, y'know? But nobody has the heart to really bitch him out, 'cause he's deliberately given up his 4-year journey for this shit, for some reason. And there's always some lameass mooks who seem to think that just 'cause they're in the land of the living means, HEY, THEY'RE ALIVE AGAIN! WOOHOO! Dumbfucks.

[brotherly_lover]

::kanan would like to apologize for being such a nuisance, but she's not here. sorry.::

[driverofthedead]

*sigh* Yeah, 'cause it looks like I'm gonna be workin' a while. Damn it.

Biggest offenders are, uh, a lady named Kanan, some warrior guy named Lupa, one 'a them Crow types we don't worry too much about (they tend ta come back eventually), and, oh yeah, some dumb mook named Hanover who managed to get on the wrong side 'a the Eldritch Gods. Dumbass.

[driverofthedead]

Nnnngh. Lemme check. I know a Minter CAME here, but I dunno about the rest of 'em. I can see if the mook came back, though.

((Bug the player for me and see if they let the character go back please? Annoyingly few people responded to the return thread, so I don't actually know in entirety who stuck behind.))

[7_ft_skeleton]

WHAT IS THIS? Death looks annoyed. WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE ME? CAN YOUR SCYTHE CUT THROUGH SOUND?

[driverofthedead]

Hey buddy, don't get on my fucking case about the official uniform. People have certain expectations about folks in the death business, so we end up dressing like this.

And no, it's mostly 'ta cut the souls outta their earthly bodies. Yeah yeah, brag about it why doncha.

[7_ft_skeleton]

WELL, YES, IT CAN DO THAT TOO.

[driverofthedead]

I would HOPE so, if it can cut sound, man.