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wiretapping_you in dear_multiverse

WOAH.

May 27, 2006 21:22

SEX. HOLY SHIT. WAT?!?!?!

Is it really only me who has nothing vested in discussing fucking? And where, and in what position, and with who, and what gender they are despite whatever you think your sexuality is today OH WAIT YOU'RE WEARING YOUR FRIDAY UNDERPANTS, YOU'RE REALLY STRAIGHT I MEAN GAY I MEAN BI, DON'T FORGET THAT EXISTSHint: if you find ( Read more... )

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wiretapping_you May 28 2006, 01:36:18 UTC

Whores don't count.

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wiretapping_you May 28 2006, 01:39:31 UTC

... did you just decide not to make sense today, or did you -- never mind. Don't care.

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iczer6 May 28 2006, 01:37:36 UTC

Is it really only me who has nothing vested in discussing fucking?

Nope, we should form a 'we don't care, we really, really don't' club.

Also I need to work the phrase 'libertine loveboat of politically correct chex mix' into my daily conversations.

wiretapping_you May 28 2006, 01:38:20 UTC

No, no club! Then we become institutionalized and the government castr-- no, sorry, wrong conspiracy theory.

*text only* h_hollister May 28 2006, 01:38:38 UTC

Oh, Elliot. Whatever would we do without your particular brand of cluebatting?

Re: *text only* wiretapping_you May 28 2006, 01:39:57 UTC

Boobs. I mean you'd languish.

Re: *text only* h_hollister May 28 2006, 01:41:04 UTC

What boobs?

Re: *text only* wiretapping_you May 28 2006, 01:41:54 UTC

I KNOW NOT

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octopus_hubris May 28 2006, 01:43:31 UTC

....I would be agreeing with you right now, if you had stated your complaint in a less psychotic fashion.

wiretapping_you May 28 2006, 01:48:21 UTC

Pussy.

key_to_me May 28 2006, 01:43:34 UTC

Apparently it is the only way to get people to answer your questions! I'm serious, that's all people want to talk about. I could ask "Can we discuss the implications of current trends in modern art as a recession to the cave rather than the reaching towards the heavenly (i.e. Bernini)?" but nobody'd give a damn. People wanna hear about blowjobs. *shrug* Go figure.

I couldn't give two shits about other people's lovelives, though. Mine is toastyfine, and everybody else can take a flying leap into the Gay Pond for all I care.

wiretapping_you May 28 2006, 01:45:16 UTC

Wait, I want to discuss that! But I can't, I'd have to go study modern art first and I'd rather douse myself in pheromones and stand around here naked.