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Apr 03, 2016 02:35

Dear shipyard,

Please, for the love of all things aquatic, stop trying to give me more Left Sharks.  I am already awash in a sea of sharks.  I am drowning in their sharkiness.  It is so damp from humidity in here I fear that I may soon grow my own gills and fins.  I have so many sharks that at this point I could film my own Sharknado sequel and shun the usage of CGI.

Thanks so much, (as I pull another Left Shark that has been snuck into my garrison out from under the drafting table),

~ Greymoon
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