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Dear GM,
Thank you for putting paid time on my inactive account so that I could retrieve my heirlooms for my new baby panda. She's going to be ADVENTURE PANDA, who...goes on adventures with her giraffe and zhevra.
Also, thank you for naming her giraffe pet! And for telling me about the giant stuffed giraffe in your customer support building named "GG Giraffe". I got a laugh out of that. <3
Now kitted out in looms and adventuring,
Andes of Wyrmrest Accord and her tiny giraffe buddy, Tidronicus
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Dear Blizzard,
I love the giraffe pet. It's my favorite pet. It's so cute. And fun. And cute. And awesome. I love how it shakes its neck back and forth randomly. I've drawn pictures of this pet. That's how much I love it.
So. How about a zhevra foal, huh? I'm not even joking when I say that I will camp the shit out of the Barrens if it means getting one. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I COLLECT ZEBRAS.
Love,
Someone who never camps for anything
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Dear girafffe calves,
Stop being poor quality. Seriously, all that work and both are poor quality. :( Dat's okay, I love you anyway and have given you homes with alts who will love and take care of you. I don't know, Symphonia seemed like a good name for the first giraffe, and obviously my priest (Rainesage) will take good care of it. Andes is taking hers on adventures, too.
Love,
Me
Thank you for putting paid time on my inactive account so that I could retrieve my heirlooms for my new baby panda. She's going to be ADVENTURE PANDA, who...goes on adventures with her giraffe and zhevra.
Also, thank you for naming her giraffe pet! And for telling me about the giant stuffed giraffe in your customer support building named "GG Giraffe". I got a laugh out of that. <3
Now kitted out in looms and adventuring,
Andes of Wyrmrest Accord and her tiny giraffe buddy, Tidronicus
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Dear Blizzard,
I love the giraffe pet. It's my favorite pet. It's so cute. And fun. And cute. And awesome. I love how it shakes its neck back and forth randomly. I've drawn pictures of this pet. That's how much I love it.
So. How about a zhevra foal, huh? I'm not even joking when I say that I will camp the shit out of the Barrens if it means getting one. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I COLLECT ZEBRAS.
Love,
Someone who never camps for anything
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Dear girafffe calves,
Stop being poor quality. Seriously, all that work and both are poor quality. :( Dat's okay, I love you anyway and have given you homes with alts who will love and take care of you. I don't know, Symphonia seemed like a good name for the first giraffe, and obviously my priest (Rainesage) will take good care of it. Andes is taking hers on adventures, too.
Love,
Me