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I never post anything on here but quizzes. It's like Myspace only not as whorish.
Okay I lied. I'm being just as whorish.
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as driven and ambitious.
Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic.
With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?
You Are 4% Lady
You're a pretty crass, and even a bit crude on occasion.
Manners don't matter to you, but they sure matter to those around you.
Are You A Lady?
---
Ahhhh! ≧▽≦ I couldn't help but take it. I am so not a lady. I sleep around, I gamble, I play every sport on earth, and I've been known to smoke by the pair to keep up the nicotine rush. I say what I want when I want and I curse like a damned sailor. Jagermeister is my BEST friend... I'm a bitch. At times, a loud, drunk, and obnoxious bitch. I just thought I'd see if I was any kind of a lady... And the only ladylike thing I do is tip well because I know how it is to be a waitress. Damn. Worse than I thought *grin* Why do you guys like me? Arrr...
And on those lines...
Your Life is Rated NC-17
You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company.
What is Your Life Rated?
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Sylvie is your soulmate.
You truly love Jen.
You consider Leslie your true friend.
You know that BAM is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Siri for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Zach is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Smee is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Roach is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Roach changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Adam is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Adam has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?
---
Ooookay. 2/9 of those are true. Guess.
Your Love Type: ENTP
The Visionary
In love, you are always trying to improve and grow your relationship.
For you, sex should be a spontaneous adventure.
Overall, you are magnetic, inspiring, and a charmer.
However, you tend to get bored and want to change partners frequently.
Best matches: INFJ and INTJ
What's Your Love Type?
---
In other words. I'm an anxious slut.
Woo hoo.
You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your True Sign Is Scorpio
Fiery
Powerful
Ambitious
Mysterious
Easily Obsessed
Full of Charisma
Universally Attractive
Possesive and Passionate
What Sign Woman Are You, Really?
---
Well. That's what I am...
You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe
But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated
You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys
Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites.
And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear.
What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?
---
I secretly love black coffee ≧o≦
You Are an Irish Coffee
At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing
At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless
You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze
Your caffeine addiction level: low
What Kind of Coffee Are You?
---
A little fancier eh? ^▽～
You Are Bad Girl Sexy
Girl, you are nothing but trouble. And that's hot.
You've got the classic bad girl sexiness mojo going on.
And your badass attitude makes men fear you - and crave you.
Don't give into people who say to tone it down. You're perfect as is.
What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions
"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you."
What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
---
I love that movie ↑o↑
Your Toes Should Be Black
A total rulebreaker (and heartbreaker), you're always a little punk rock.
Your flirting style: Wacky and a bit shocking
Your ideal guy: An accomplished artist, musician, or writer
Stay away from: Preppy guys looking for a quick bad girl fling
What Color Should Your Toenails Be?
---
And so they are!
Am I awesome or what? ≧▽≦
You Are Boot Cut Jeans
You're fashionable and sexy - in an understated way.
You're more about looking good than following the latest look of the week.
What Style of Womens Jeans Are You?
---
And... Those are mainly what I wear.
I'm getting tired of these results that tell me nothing new. I know not to go to a quiz site when I want to know something about myself ^▽^
You Are 16% Gross
You're not gross, but you tend to think everyone else is. And you're right... they are!
Some people may think you're a neat freak, but at least you'll never die of flesh eating bacteria.
How Gross Are You?
---
My family is obsessively clean.
Shocked?
I'm very clean. Just also very messy ^▽～
You Are Somewhat Like Your Mom
Believe it or not, you and your mom are pretty darn similar.
It may not seem like it at times, but you and your mom have a lot of common ground.
Over time, you'll probably get closer ... especially if you emphasize the things you like about each other.
Are You Like Your Mom?
---
My mom embarases me so much sometimes. I'm nearly a head taller than her, but she still insists on giving me a loving pinch on the cheek. In front of people. It's not all that embarrasing. Like. It's embarrasing, but really funny. And I am a lot more like her than either of us realize. Just... In my habits. Not it personality or ideas at all but... Habbits.
You Communicate Like a Man
When you communicate, you like to get to the point.
You're not afraid to say what's on your mind - and leave it at that.
Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself.
You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows.
Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?
Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)
Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.
How Rare Is Your Personality?
---
Yeah... That doesn't sound like me now does it?
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are aloof, mysterious, and distant.
People feel like they really don't know the true you...
Yet they're still drawn to you, almost by magnetic force.
Underneath it all, you don't even really feel like you know yourself.
It's easier to put on a front than really think about your life's purpose.
You tend to seem pretentious, but it's just a mechanism you use to push people away.
What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
---
Yesss. That's right. I R not goofy.
You are a PC
You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
---
I hate Macs.
You Should Try Kite Surfing
Surfing to the extreme!
Catch some air, but don't get carried off!
What Extreme Sport Should You Try?
---
What the hell is that and who wants to try it with me?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
---
Who has ever said "Too bad, so sad" since like... 1997. I mean really folks.
You Passed 8th Grade Spanish
Congratulations, you got 6/8 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Spanish?
---
What the hell am I getting wrong?
I am a shame to my family.
Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies!
How's Your Body Image?
---
I like my body. I am ripped.
Not really. But I'm very proud of my muscle tone. Grr.
You Are 22 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
---
Ooh amazing. I'll be 22 in November! ^▽^
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to take over the whole bed.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
If you don't get enough sleep, you are: In a very bad mood
It's hard to sleep next to you because: You hog the covers.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
---
Yep. Jen used to refuse to be in bed with me at night, claiming she'd kill me in my sleep if I didn't unconsciously kill her first ↑o↑
You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.
Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.
At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.
What Temperment Are You?
---
The first two parts of that are so wrong. What the hell.
You Are Turkey and Gravy Soda
Gobble. Gobble.
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
---
≧▽≦ That stuff is actually really good. Filling too!
Bah.
Okay I lied. I'm being just as whorish.
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as driven and ambitious.
Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic.
With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?
You Are 4% Lady
You're a pretty crass, and even a bit crude on occasion.
Manners don't matter to you, but they sure matter to those around you.
Are You A Lady?
---
Ahhhh! ≧▽≦ I couldn't help but take it. I am so not a lady. I sleep around, I gamble, I play every sport on earth, and I've been known to smoke by the pair to keep up the nicotine rush. I say what I want when I want and I curse like a damned sailor. Jagermeister is my BEST friend... I'm a bitch. At times, a loud, drunk, and obnoxious bitch. I just thought I'd see if I was any kind of a lady... And the only ladylike thing I do is tip well because I know how it is to be a waitress. Damn. Worse than I thought *grin* Why do you guys like me? Arrr...
And on those lines...
Your Life is Rated NC-17
You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company.
What is Your Life Rated?
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Sylvie is your soulmate.
You truly love Jen.
You consider Leslie your true friend.
You know that BAM is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Siri for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Zach is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Smee is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Roach is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Roach changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Adam is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Adam has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends?
---
Ooookay. 2/9 of those are true. Guess.
Your Love Type: ENTP
The Visionary
In love, you are always trying to improve and grow your relationship.
For you, sex should be a spontaneous adventure.
Overall, you are magnetic, inspiring, and a charmer.
However, you tend to get bored and want to change partners frequently.
Best matches: INFJ and INTJ
What's Your Love Type?
---
In other words. I'm an anxious slut.
Woo hoo.
You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your True Sign Is Scorpio
Fiery
Powerful
Ambitious
Mysterious
Easily Obsessed
Full of Charisma
Universally Attractive
Possesive and Passionate
What Sign Woman Are You, Really?
---
Well. That's what I am...
You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe
But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated
You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys
Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites.
And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear.
What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?
---
I secretly love black coffee ≧o≦
You Are an Irish Coffee
At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing
At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless
You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze
Your caffeine addiction level: low
What Kind of Coffee Are You?
---
A little fancier eh? ^▽～
You Are Bad Girl Sexy
Girl, you are nothing but trouble. And that's hot.
You've got the classic bad girl sexiness mojo going on.
And your badass attitude makes men fear you - and crave you.
Don't give into people who say to tone it down. You're perfect as is.
What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?
Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions
"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you."
What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?
---
I love that movie ↑o↑
Your Toes Should Be Black
A total rulebreaker (and heartbreaker), you're always a little punk rock.
Your flirting style: Wacky and a bit shocking
Your ideal guy: An accomplished artist, musician, or writer
Stay away from: Preppy guys looking for a quick bad girl fling
What Color Should Your Toenails Be?
---
And so they are!
Am I awesome or what? ≧▽≦
You Are Boot Cut Jeans
You're fashionable and sexy - in an understated way.
You're more about looking good than following the latest look of the week.
What Style of Womens Jeans Are You?
---
And... Those are mainly what I wear.
I'm getting tired of these results that tell me nothing new. I know not to go to a quiz site when I want to know something about myself ^▽^
You Are 16% Gross
You're not gross, but you tend to think everyone else is. And you're right... they are!
Some people may think you're a neat freak, but at least you'll never die of flesh eating bacteria.
How Gross Are You?
---
My family is obsessively clean.
Shocked?
I'm very clean. Just also very messy ^▽～
You Are Somewhat Like Your Mom
Believe it or not, you and your mom are pretty darn similar.
It may not seem like it at times, but you and your mom have a lot of common ground.
Over time, you'll probably get closer ... especially if you emphasize the things you like about each other.
Are You Like Your Mom?
---
My mom embarases me so much sometimes. I'm nearly a head taller than her, but she still insists on giving me a loving pinch on the cheek. In front of people. It's not all that embarrasing. Like. It's embarrasing, but really funny. And I am a lot more like her than either of us realize. Just... In my habits. Not it personality or ideas at all but... Habbits.
You Communicate Like a Man
When you communicate, you like to get to the point.
You're not afraid to say what's on your mind - and leave it at that.
Talking about your emotions drains you. You rather keep them to yourself.
You prefer solving problems to wallowing in your sorrows.
Do You Communicate Like a Man or a Woman?
Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)
Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.
How Rare Is Your Personality?
---
Yeah... That doesn't sound like me now does it?
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are aloof, mysterious, and distant.
People feel like they really don't know the true you...
Yet they're still drawn to you, almost by magnetic force.
Underneath it all, you don't even really feel like you know yourself.
It's easier to put on a front than really think about your life's purpose.
You tend to seem pretentious, but it's just a mechanism you use to push people away.
What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
---
Yesss. That's right. I R not goofy.
You are a PC
You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
---
I hate Macs.
You Should Try Kite Surfing
Surfing to the extreme!
Catch some air, but don't get carried off!
What Extreme Sport Should You Try?
---
What the hell is that and who wants to try it with me?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
---
Who has ever said "Too bad, so sad" since like... 1997. I mean really folks.
You Passed 8th Grade Spanish
Congratulations, you got 6/8 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Spanish?
---
What the hell am I getting wrong?
I am a shame to my family.
Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies!
How's Your Body Image?
---
I like my body. I am ripped.
Not really. But I'm very proud of my muscle tone. Grr.
You Are 22 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
---
Ooh amazing. I'll be 22 in November! ^▽^
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to take over the whole bed.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
If you don't get enough sleep, you are: In a very bad mood
It's hard to sleep next to you because: You hog the covers.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
---
Yep. Jen used to refuse to be in bed with me at night, claiming she'd kill me in my sleep if I didn't unconsciously kill her first ↑o↑
You Have a Melancholic Temperament
Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.
Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.
At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.
What Temperment Are You?
---
The first two parts of that are so wrong. What the hell.
You Are Turkey and Gravy Soda
Gobble. Gobble.
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
---
≧▽≦ That stuff is actually really good. Filling too!
Bah.